Corey Schwanz
@cdschwanz.bsky.social
@taggart451 from Twitter, deactivated. I play video games, I cook, I am married with a baby boy and a dog. We're all just trying here.
I remember being in a room with you at GDC 2011 with Sony talking about new 3D televisions and you were like "so what are you gonna do about that big security breach?"
January 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I remember being in a room with you at GDC 2011 with Sony talking about new 3D televisions and you were like "so what are you gonna do about that big security breach?"
I just tried to buy a voucher yesterday on the app and online and it didn't work. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... I think you have to do it from the console in the NSO app
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I just tried to buy a voucher yesterday on the app and online and it didn't work. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... I think you have to do it from the console in the NSO app
My almost-three-year-old is going through a really rough patch with sleeping right now, gets up almost every two hours on the dot. I'm with you man it is not going great.
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
My almost-three-year-old is going through a really rough patch with sleeping right now, gets up almost every two hours on the dot. I'm with you man it is not going great.
narrated by Don LaFontaine
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
narrated by Don LaFontaine
Psycho here, sorry to throw off the average.
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Psycho here, sorry to throw off the average.
"teenage mutant ninja turtles" fucking wrecked me
January 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"teenage mutant ninja turtles" fucking wrecked me
this is what alt text/image annotations were made for
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
this is what alt text/image annotations were made for
how many other people are going to be getting holiday dumps as their special present this year?
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
how many other people are going to be getting holiday dumps as their special present this year?
I hope to get the game for Christmas so I haven't played it yet but I know EXACTLY who Takezo is and that seems pretty neat!
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I hope to get the game for Christmas so I haven't played it yet but I know EXACTLY who Takezo is and that seems pretty neat!
you should have gotten spice orange to go with the gamecube
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
you should have gotten spice orange to go with the gamecube
I did check that and their low post total added to my decision but I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I did check that and their low post total added to my decision but I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right.
While this is uncharacteristic dunking from a company that has itself is the butt of many jokes for its communication with customers, you didn't even get the name of your product right. I hope this is the intern posting from the wrong account cause it just sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
While this is uncharacteristic dunking from a company that has itself is the butt of many jokes for its communication with customers, you didn't even get the name of your product right. I hope this is the intern posting from the wrong account cause it just sucks.
Funny you say that because I just picked up my launch model Switch for the first time since June and it felt like a fisher price toy compared to the SW2. It's been stunning for me every time I pick it up (never had an OLED).
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Funny you say that because I just picked up my launch model Switch for the first time since June and it felt like a fisher price toy compared to the SW2. It's been stunning for me every time I pick it up (never had an OLED).
weird my costco says that Kirby Air Riders is available for purchase today
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
weird my costco says that Kirby Air Riders is available for purchase today
Hope to hear more about this. The *only* Musou game I've played was the first DQ one on PS4 years back, so it may be time to dabble again.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hope to hear more about this. The *only* Musou game I've played was the first DQ one on PS4 years back, so it may be time to dabble again.
but xbox doesn't sell physical games lol
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
but xbox doesn't sell physical games lol
Star Platinum in the intro? ORA brother
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Star Platinum in the intro? ORA brother