cj
@ceejada.bsky.social
modern girl
im just on here to talk without having to direct it to anyone
im just on here to talk without having to direct it to anyone
how many more times can i lie to my dentist that i am really considering getting an electric toothbrush
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
how many more times can i lie to my dentist that i am really considering getting an electric toothbrush
they got it exactly right when they named nilla wafers. thats what those things are.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they got it exactly right when they named nilla wafers. thats what those things are.
ok im over bluesky i actually have nothing to say
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ok im over bluesky i actually have nothing to say
starting the west wing in 2025 is surreal, hard to imagine a time where public perception of government was anything like this
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
starting the west wing in 2025 is surreal, hard to imagine a time where public perception of government was anything like this
when you go to the store, every pair of pants has something weird going on these days. they never sell normal ones it seems
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
when you go to the store, every pair of pants has something weird going on these days. they never sell normal ones it seems
two drinks in and im interrogating everyone at the function about whether or not they vote in their local elections
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
two drinks in and im interrogating everyone at the function about whether or not they vote in their local elections
my truth is that i actually cant stand the phrase ‘consume media’ anymore i feel like i hear it constantly and it makes me feel insane
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
my truth is that i actually cant stand the phrase ‘consume media’ anymore i feel like i hear it constantly and it makes me feel insane
tech nerd but in the sense that i am genuinely shocked if everything works the way its supposed to work
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
tech nerd but in the sense that i am genuinely shocked if everything works the way its supposed to work
i often feel the need to preemptively (and self deprecating-ly) disclose how pretentious i am, but secretly i think what im doing is actually not being pretentious its literally just liking things
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i often feel the need to preemptively (and self deprecating-ly) disclose how pretentious i am, but secretly i think what im doing is actually not being pretentious its literally just liking things
why is it virtually impossible to like movies and not be annoying about it? was it always this way?
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
why is it virtually impossible to like movies and not be annoying about it? was it always this way?
born to be a hater forced to see beauty everywhere i look
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
born to be a hater forced to see beauty everywhere i look
my first impression of bluesky is that it is just 50% quote tweets of truth social screenshots
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
my first impression of bluesky is that it is just 50% quote tweets of truth social screenshots
how it feels to take a cigarette break at 2am the night before your last final
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
how it feels to take a cigarette break at 2am the night before your last final
is anyone actually on bluesky (better if not)
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
is anyone actually on bluesky (better if not)
guy whos a workaholic but doesnt really even do his job he just likes sitting there
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
guy whos a workaholic but doesnt really even do his job he just likes sitting there
trying something new i.e. new void for unabashed rambling
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
trying something new i.e. new void for unabashed rambling