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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 2h

"Baked Potato"

I'm from Detroit. It's our Tchoupitoulas.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 4h

Damn man!! I was hoping he got further than that

Fox 8 Nola @fox8live.com · 4h

Atlanta police have house surrounded in connection to New Orleans jailbreak

Derrick Groves escaped from New Orleans jail in May with 9 other inmates and is the last inmate that hasn't been captured.

www.fox8live.com

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 6h

I make a mean pot of beans and this is definitely a buggy. 😂

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 7h

Let him cook!

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 7h

We lived the same life 😂😂

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h

WE WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN!!

ℓαყ @geezlais.bsky.social · 8h

i randomly think about how they could’ve shot the rock the boat video in miami and spared the travel cost.

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h

Wait, Rikers Island is actually on an island? I just thought that was the name. Do they need a ferry to get to the jail?

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h

Fine and Performing Arts Academy West in this bitch 😂😂

Not a single Fine art have I ever made but I am a performing ass bitch. 😂😂

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h

music.youtube.com/watch?v=QNDZ...

I really want them to bring back the male groups. Because there's just something about three to five niggas begging for that pussy for four minutes and twenty five seconds with innuendos and metaphors.

My Heart Belongs To U

YouTube video by Jodeci - Topic

music.youtube.com

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h

What was your corner store, lil bitch 😂

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 8h

Because get that Brighton bullshit out of here. I'm going to start asking people what elementary school did they go to, for real.

Maybe: Lex @lextherapy.bsky.social · 9h

Detroit don’t play bout that shit either.

princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 10h

The way Atlanta people argue about what areas are considered “real Atlanta” and what isn’t is so funny to me. I don’t notice it with any other city.

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

Ok, I'm off to listen to love songs, my coffee and work. Not necessarily in that order.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

Even worse! 😂

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

Even worse, it's from Facebook

La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 9h

Is this a tweet from last year?

owavee.bsky.social @owavee.bsky.social · 19h

we can’t do shit lol

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

The instrumentation that you hear on The Gap Band's "I'm In Love" is absolutely amazing. That horn section? Fucking nuts

Reposted by Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty

✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 9h

Living in Miami ain’t cheap

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

Blanche was in chat rooms showing feet?!?

malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 9h

Columbo was on air for so long he was solving cases in 1968, and chasing a tech-savvy Rue McClanahan who uses a cellphone and demands emails in 1998

this show is amazing.

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

Questlove built like a school lunch lady.

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 9h

Don't let the sun come up and you ain't hopped back out of love!!

malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 9h

don't you get STUCK in love with me

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

I'm going to grab some of these with a brioche bun and some spring mix. And a little aioli

Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 11h

I don’t know why McDonald’s puts the cheese on the bottom of a filet o fish. Maybe it keeps the bun from getting too soggy. I do it at home because if it ain’t broke…

Also, don’t go to The Golden Arches to get your Lent Burger. It’s same pollock in the box. Seriously.

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

Bet

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

"honestly, not like I'm driving"

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

Growing up people used to get my address and the lady across the street one house down's address wrong because essentially it was one digit off and depending on who was writing it and seven looks like a one LOL.

At least twice a week we were trading mail

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

It is, and that's exactly why you have to use the app lol. For $6 on the app you can get whole meal

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

Possible a common mix-up for them and your brother.

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