Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.

TWENTY.

As in, they call that getting slammed.

So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.

TWENTY is a lot.

if you ever hear me say “i know i’ll have a hangover tomorrow but fuck it” slap that drink right out of my hand

don't mind me, just observing you in your natural environment

i was put on this earth to have a good time NOT to be good at parallel parking