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Busy making events happen, trying to find time to swim. She/Her
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For all of you being asked how the elf gets back to the North Pole
Small cream-coloured dog with an elf on his back, as if a jockey
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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It’s a good day when I get to use this twice
Larson Cartoon. A man sits at a desk, with a window behind him. Outside are some tall buildings, in one window of which a duck is seen staring at the man. The caption reads ‘Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.’
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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My second most fave. I have it at work, along with a small duck that I move occasionally.
Far Side cartoon of a man sitting at a desk in front of a window. In a window of a building outside, a duck is staring at him. The caption reads ‘Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you’.
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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My number 1
Larson Cartoon ‘Cat Fud’. In a domestic kitchen, poorly written signs have led a cat to almost enter the washing machine. A dog, standing, hiding, has a thought bubble wishing ‘oh please’
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from ‘Star Wars’, ‘Star Trek’, Doctor Who’ or ‘Transformers’.
Johnny 5 from the movie ‘Short Circuit’
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Pic of Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I’ve just sent a bat in a tiny raincoat #DogsAtPollingStations
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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If anyone forgets their Elf on a Shelf, feel free to use this evidence of joyriding
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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I can’t believe I found this joke so easily …
Text- The CIA lost track of its operative in Ireland "Murphy." The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think you've located him, tell him the code words, "The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning. " If it's really him, he'll answer, "Yes, and for mist at noon as well." So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in one of the small towns. He says to the bartender, "Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a guy named Murphy. " The bartender replies, "You're goin! v have to be more specific because, around here, there are lots of guys … (see next image) … around here, there are lots of guys named Murphy. There's Murphy the Baker, who runs the pastry shop on the next block. There's Murphy the Banker, who's president of our local savings bank. There's Murphy the Blacksmith, who works at the stables. And, as a matter of fact, my name is Murphy, too. " Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try the code words on the bartender, so he says, "The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning. " The bartender replies, "Oh, you're looking for Murphy the Spy. He lives right down the street."
December 1, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Forgot the #DogsAtPollingStations #GE24 tags earlier. It’s stopped raining here - get out and #Vote
Small cream dog in a yellow coat, tethered to a bike rack
November 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Cookie was out earlier
Small cream-coloured dog in a yellow raincoat, tethered to a bike rack
November 29, 2024 at 12:45 PM