LOST Wayne, a.k.a. "The Guy"
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LOST Wayne, a.k.a. "The Guy"
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Christian male swing-dancing ISTP 9w8 software engineer still obsessed with LOST.

All LOST-related media is owned by ABC/Disney.
"You got a map you ain't showing me, Magellan?" #LOST
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Mother wasn't a smoke monster, otherwise MIB couldn't have killed her. Her Protector of the Island powers allowed her to destroy the village, before she passed those powers on to Jacob, which she wanted to do so that she could die. Thus she thanked MIB for stabbing her. #LOST
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Happy Freighter-Destruction, Island-Move, Oceanic-Six-Rescue Day!!! #LOST
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Listen, if something happens to me..."
"Shut up, Jack."
Sheesh, what if it was important?! #Katefail #LOST
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"You just totally Scooby-Doo'd me, didn't you." #LOST
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Others needed a continuous supply of pregnancy tests, but Dharma didn't make them, so they had to get them from Widmore Labs. The off-island Others placed a supply on Oceanic 815, and Ethan was supposed to retrieve them, but didn't get a chance. #LOST
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Hey, how's everybody doing? What are you talking about, building a fire or huntin' boars? I... guess not." #LOST
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"It's dodgy enough without having to babysit a headcase, ghostbuster, anthropologist, and a drunk." #LOST
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Radio-Tower-hike, Others-battle, Freighter-contact Day!! #LOST
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"He seems to hate it, doesn't he? Being a dad?"
"No, it's just a lot of hard work."
""Walt!! Walt?! WAAALT!!!"
"Nah, he hates it."
#LOST
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"A hot-tempered person stirs up conflict, but the one who is patient calms a quarrel." #Proverbs15:18
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"Well, actually, we're not quite IN Portland." #LOST
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Mikhail! It's Ben! I'm here with Juliet, we're approaching the house, don't shoot us!" #LOST
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The bird with Claire's message left the Island on the wrong bearing, time traveled and struck the Nigerian drug plane. #LOST
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"No offense, dude, but as far as superpowers go, yours is... kinda lame." #LOST
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"I have no interest in that man inside the house. I have survived on the island precisely by avoiding these types of encounters."

That's also why you haven't seen your daughter in 16 years. #LOST
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Woah, dude... you alright, man? You're lookin' kinda goth!" #LOST
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Why would Richard take you? He doesn't know where Jacob is. He doesn't talk to Jacob." #LOST
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on! Let's move it, let's move it, let's move it! Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, hippity-hop!" #LOST
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Yeah, I saw you snap that guy's neck with that breakdancing thing you do with your legs. I think I'll hang back here." #LOST
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
MIB gave Eko and Locke dreams to lead them to the Pearl, so Locke would watch the video and lose faith and stop pushing the button. #LOST
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Failsafe-Discharge, Hatch-Destruction, Jack-Kate-Sawyer-Capture Day!! #LOST
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"What, do we have to run everything by Jack? He's not the President, he's a doctor!"
"You're a dentist." #LOST
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"This isn't what it looks like."
"And what does it look like?"
"It looks like something... that... it's not. Aw, man, I'm so busted."
#LOST
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Rousseau trapped him in the jungle. She believes he's an Other."
"An other WHAT?!"
#LOST
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM