celendine.bsky.social
@celendine.bsky.social
Middle aged. East coast US. She/her
Walmart is bigger than a regular supermarket, it's basically a whole small town's economy under one roof
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"What job do you main?"

"Bayonetta"
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Divinity: Original Sin also soft locked me in exactly this way

At least JRPGs let you grind random encounters if you need the XP
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Those don't even look like each other. The nose shape is wildly different
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
CS Lewis was a visionary for this. "You can run twice as fast and never get tired" hell yeah
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit is tangentially about the deliberate destruction for profit of streetcar urbanism, does that count?
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He doesn't care what they do or make, he wants to know if they will get more lucrative contracts to push the stock up
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"This could have been a spreadsheet" award
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Modemoding pillpillers still at large
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That paragraph reeks of LLM
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I still think pod racing is cool though
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What am I looking at, a front door window blocker?
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They need to rewatch the classics: Don't Copy That Floppy

youtu.be/wy7ZBX9BTUA?...
The Stupidest Rap - Don't Copy That Floppy
YouTube video by Garrett Fogerlie
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Those exist but they require you to mount tracker things onto your walls. The controllers work without that because the headset can see them with cameras
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And we'll be both look the other way at our martini lunches
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hagmaxxer = cougar hunter

Norchad -> Norwood Hair Loss scale + chad -> man who is successful at dating despite balding
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So depicting a swastika and a confederate flag being hung in nooses is also fine then, right?
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And of course the correct response to a lack of data is to forbid its creation
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And their hit album Cispacificism
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We are, after all, a quarter of the way to the 22nd century
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's BABY Zelda for BABIES

*puts on JNCOs and begins listening to Slipknot*
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They were pretty big in the server market for a long time.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM