Celestial Bagel
@celestialbagel.bsky.social
He/They. Cis man. 40 years old. Polyam. Lover of history, ttrpg, story telling, video games, cinephile, being outdoors.Trying this space out, looking to make friends, be a flirt, and share some dope memes
That's good cuz this photo inspires a lot of thoughts 🫠🫠
I hope you're having a lovely and restful end of the year. You deserve as much rest, healing energy and 💰 as possible!
I hope you're having a lovely and restful end of the year. You deserve as much rest, healing energy and 💰 as possible!
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That's good cuz this photo inspires a lot of thoughts 🫠🫠
I hope you're having a lovely and restful end of the year. You deserve as much rest, healing energy and 💰 as possible!
I hope you're having a lovely and restful end of the year. You deserve as much rest, healing energy and 💰 as possible!
Ooooohhh that looks so goooooood!!!
a man in armor holds a sword with a red handle and looks to the side
ALT: a man in armor holds a sword with a red handle and looks to the side
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December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ooooohhh that looks so goooooood!!!
There's a yule log joke to be made here but I am just too merrily distracted 😍🥵
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There's a yule log joke to be made here but I am just too merrily distracted 😍🥵
As someone from and living in Texas, and who likes your takes, yes I would like to hear them
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
As someone from and living in Texas, and who likes your takes, yes I would like to hear them
I would pay a subscription fee to watch you prepare some delicious ribs 🤤🤤
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I would pay a subscription fee to watch you prepare some delicious ribs 🤤🤤
Damn, homemade curry when it's cold? That looks and sounds amazing!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Damn, homemade curry when it's cold? That looks and sounds amazing!!
Oh this is one of his best!
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh this is one of his best!
Right?! Women have been choosing other options for a long time, only recently do they not always have to face terrible consequences for doing so.
Honestly, about fucking time
Honestly, about fucking time
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Right?! Women have been choosing other options for a long time, only recently do they not always have to face terrible consequences for doing so.
Honestly, about fucking time
Honestly, about fucking time
That calms you down? 😂
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That calms you down? 😂
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Robert Schattner, Dental Overseer
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December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Why I immediately thought of
a christmas tree in the middle of a snowy forest with the words there it is below it
Alt: A man says There It Is and sees a heavenly light descned upon a christmas tree in the middle of a snowy forest
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December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why I immediately thought of
I'd also make you some macaroni and cheese if you'd like? 😉
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'd also make you some macaroni and cheese if you'd like? 😉
Chicken Cantonese?
Pizza di Napolese?
A big bowl of steamed, lightly salted now peas???
😉😉 🧀🧀🧀🧀
Pizza di Napolese?
A big bowl of steamed, lightly salted now peas???
😉😉 🧀🧀🧀🧀
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Chicken Cantonese?
Pizza di Napolese?
A big bowl of steamed, lightly salted now peas???
😉😉 🧀🧀🧀🧀
Pizza di Napolese?
A big bowl of steamed, lightly salted now peas???
😉😉 🧀🧀🧀🧀
You're in your element baby!
a man is standing on a foggy street in front of a store that says ' junk ' on it
Alt: James from Resident Evil 2 is standing on a foggy street in front of a store that says ' junk ' on it and is doing a silly dance
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December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You're in your element baby!
I dunno, I'm often charmingly befuddled 😅
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I dunno, I'm often charmingly befuddled 😅
Just a very aloof husband 🥴🥴
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just a very aloof husband 🥴🥴
Cate Planchette is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop her
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cate Planchette is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop her
Y'all, they make this pie every year and every year it is the best pie I've ever had 🤤🤤
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Y'all, they make this pie every year and every year it is the best pie I've ever had 🤤🤤
Right?! Also the ending just makes me 😤🙄
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Right?! Also the ending just makes me 😤🙄
Oh no! Glad to know you're ok. Also totally know what you mean, I'm sorry about your car 😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Oh no! Glad to know you're ok. Also totally know what you mean, I'm sorry about your car 😭
Congrats on another successful trip around the sun! 🌞
39 looks great on you! 😍
39 looks great on you! 😍
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Congrats on another successful trip around the sun! 🌞
39 looks great on you! 😍
39 looks great on you! 😍