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Celestial Bagel
@celestialbagel.bsky.social
He/They. Cis man. 40 years old. Polyam. Lover of history, ttrpg, story telling, video games, cinephile, being outdoors.Trying this space out, looking to make friends, be a flirt, and share some dope memes
That's good cuz this photo inspires a lot of thoughts 🫠🫠

I hope you're having a lovely and restful end of the year. You deserve as much rest, healing energy and 💰 as possible!
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ooooohhh that looks so goooooood!!!
a man in armor holds a sword with a red handle and looks to the side
ALT: a man in armor holds a sword with a red handle and looks to the side
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December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There's a yule log joke to be made here but I am just too merrily distracted 😍🥵
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As someone from and living in Texas, and who likes your takes, yes I would like to hear them
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I would pay a subscription fee to watch you prepare some delicious ribs 🤤🤤
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Damn, homemade curry when it's cold? That looks and sounds amazing!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Oh this is one of his best!
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Right?! Women have been choosing other options for a long time, only recently do they not always have to face terrible consequences for doing so.

Honestly, about fucking time
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That calms you down? 😂
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Robert Schattner, Dental Overseer
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December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'd also make you some macaroni and cheese if you'd like? 😉
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Chicken Cantonese?
Pizza di Napolese?
A big bowl of steamed, lightly salted now peas???

😉😉 🧀🧀🧀🧀
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I dunno, I'm often charmingly befuddled 😅
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just a very aloof husband 🥴🥴
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cate Planchette is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop her
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Y'all, they make this pie every year and every year it is the best pie I've ever had 🤤🤤
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Right?! Also the ending just makes me 😤🙄
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh no! Glad to know you're ok. Also totally know what you mean, I'm sorry about your car 😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Congrats on another successful trip around the sun! 🌞
39 looks great on you! 😍
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM