@celestialshaman.bsky.social
✨dumping ground of thoughts from my enclosure ✨
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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started
June 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started
At this point it feels like the only repercussions to Jan 6th is that MAGA learned the word “Insurrection”
June 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
At this point it feels like the only repercussions to Jan 6th is that MAGA learned the word “Insurrection”
We want integrity. We want those that have the power to oppose Convicted Felon Trump to do so.
Not fucking hug him as he gets off a plane Gretchen!
Not fucking hug him as he gets off a plane Gretchen!
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We want integrity. We want those that have the power to oppose Convicted Felon Trump to do so.
Not fucking hug him as he gets off a plane Gretchen!
Not fucking hug him as he gets off a plane Gretchen!
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If you were bold enough to swipe the bag of the Homeland Security Secretary in FRONT of security detail in our nation's capital, then baby, you need to teach classes.
April 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you were bold enough to swipe the bag of the Homeland Security Secretary in FRONT of security detail in our nation's capital, then baby, you need to teach classes.
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from all corners of the earth, cardinals will soon be gathering in Rome for the world's most secretive MMA tournament.
April 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
from all corners of the earth, cardinals will soon be gathering in Rome for the world's most secretive MMA tournament.
Anybody else die in their dreams? Where do you go after you die in your dream?
I always end up floating in a black void of nothingness, then sometimes I pop back into the dream reality.
I always end up floating in a black void of nothingness, then sometimes I pop back into the dream reality.
April 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Anybody else die in their dreams? Where do you go after you die in your dream?
I always end up floating in a black void of nothingness, then sometimes I pop back into the dream reality.
I always end up floating in a black void of nothingness, then sometimes I pop back into the dream reality.
I’m not Catholic, but having the Prophecy of Malachy ending come true could be fun
April 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m not Catholic, but having the Prophecy of Malachy ending come true could be fun
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April 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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BREAKING: Mike Johnson 'accidentally' added self to 'Grindr Boyz' Signal group.
March 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
BREAKING: Mike Johnson 'accidentally' added self to 'Grindr Boyz' Signal group.
Mike Johnson being on Grindr doesn’t shock me, just like how it doesn’t shock me Grindr crashes when the RNC meets.
Anyone that’s been on Grindr knows how many married men are active users 💁🏼♂️
Anyone that’s been on Grindr knows how many married men are active users 💁🏼♂️
March 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Mike Johnson being on Grindr doesn’t shock me, just like how it doesn’t shock me Grindr crashes when the RNC meets.
Anyone that’s been on Grindr knows how many married men are active users 💁🏼♂️
Anyone that’s been on Grindr knows how many married men are active users 💁🏼♂️
I mean is it really a shock that Mike Johnson would be on Grindr?
March 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I mean is it really a shock that Mike Johnson would be on Grindr?
This week on Next Level Chef I could have told you which team would win the main cook after the first 2 minutes, classic reality tv plot armor
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This week on Next Level Chef I could have told you which team would win the main cook after the first 2 minutes, classic reality tv plot armor
Fuck ICE
Fuck the police
Reminder:
The police are not your friends. Do not open the door, and especially do not step outside to speak to them.
Fuck the police
Reminder:
The police are not your friends. Do not open the door, and especially do not step outside to speak to them.
March 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fuck ICE
Fuck the police
Reminder:
The police are not your friends. Do not open the door, and especially do not step outside to speak to them.
Fuck the police
Reminder:
The police are not your friends. Do not open the door, and especially do not step outside to speak to them.
8 of my 14 glazes have been delivered so far! I’m so excited to finally get to play around with glaze colors & combos
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
8 of my 14 glazes have been delivered so far! I’m so excited to finally get to play around with glaze colors & combos
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Good Morning Blue Sky Walkers!
*purramid*
*purramid*
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good Morning Blue Sky Walkers!
*purramid*
*purramid*
One time in high school a friend and I tried to throw a Halloween dance at the school. Halloween flavored dance music, costume contest, etc.
Hindsight - should have known that a theme party would fail in a hick town.
1 person showed up in costume…
Hindsight - should have known that a theme party would fail in a hick town.
1 person showed up in costume…
March 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One time in high school a friend and I tried to throw a Halloween dance at the school. Halloween flavored dance music, costume contest, etc.
Hindsight - should have known that a theme party would fail in a hick town.
1 person showed up in costume…
Hindsight - should have known that a theme party would fail in a hick town.
1 person showed up in costume…
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imagine a world where discord doesn't make their program 10 times worse with each new update that is forced on us
March 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
imagine a world where discord doesn't make their program 10 times worse with each new update that is forced on us
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I want to snuggle him so bad!
March 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I want to snuggle him so bad!
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This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode the deficit.
3) Demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
Don't let them get away with it.
Not getting my hopes up that there will be any repercussions for this group chat leak. Laws merely suggestions for this administration.
March 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not getting my hopes up that there will be any repercussions for this group chat leak. Laws merely suggestions for this administration.
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Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
March 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.