Poorly Drawn Magneto
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When you want to sit in an Outback Steakhouse blooming onion
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It’s a perfectly cromulent name!
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The lesser known sequel, The Middle-Aged Man Who Cried Wolves
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I’ll bet money that there are former female students with stories about this guy being a creep
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Yeah everything I’ve read and seen about him when not “in character,” indicates he was actually a really sweet and kind guy.
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I mean even Don Rickles mostly laid off on racial stuff post 1995 or so
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Gotta get something to refill your quarter bin for the next 25 years
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Dr. Strange as interpreted by Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole
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Unicron was known as quite the oenophile
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At least the Washington Generals get on the court and touch the ball once in a while
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I actually liked that Inferno spilled over into other books, especially Spider-Man. NYC got invaded by demons, it should be a big deal 🤷🏼
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Everyone owes Birdemic a big apology
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This cover makes it look as though Speedy became Black Canary
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Thanks for giving us the Cliff’s Notes there on the issue Bruce!
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That’s what I always say: “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
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Hey man, give him a break he’s just lonely after he lost his podcast pal!
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The right wing doesn’t have exclusive rights to weirdos, they just seem to get first pick in the draft
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Honestly, for a guy whose whole superpower is that he has knives built into his hands, he has had a surprising number of Saturday morning cartoons.
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“Gee, guess he really was born in Arizona…”
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It sucks that you’ve got to be ready to counteract whatever conservative PragerU slop they’ll try and feed kids about the ugly parts of our history too!
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He must work there or something.
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Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?