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The Human-Faced Dogs from Nightmare on Elm Street 2
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Alex | Grown-ass adult | Nothlit, voice actor, podcaster | pronouns don't/worry about it | @cellobuster anywhere else you want to find me
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Really important Halloween update from my sister
Text messages which read: "Sooo we just got a trick or treater in a costume I didn't recognize. So I said "oh fun I like your costume!" And his mom said "oh thanks it's his own comic character design! Do you want to tell her about about it???" So they gave me a comic that he made." (Comic attached, described in next image) "He said "yeah yeah give her the one about the kid and his dad " 😂😭😭😭" The comic, drawn digitally and printed in color, titled "Comic 4 # Joke". Two round Kirby-like figures dressed in blue ninja-style jumpsuits with spiky horns or ears, with only their eyes visible through holes in their masks, stand against a black background. One figure is larger than the other. Dialogue reads: Smaller figure: "Wanna here a joke?" Larger figure: "Fine" Smaller: "Poop" (Smaller figure is bent over laughing) Smaller figure in thought bubble: "I'm so funny." Larger figure in thought bubble: "Don't abandon him."
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Overnight at the Stanley Hotel 👻
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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🪞
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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PP two days ago: "yeah looks your insurance approved everything from our end, you should be all clear"
Today:
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Forgot what it was called
A DuckDuckGo search for "delgo text", by which I meant "Zalgo text", not Delgo the 2008 animated fantasy film
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Yeah I bet you fuckin do
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Achewood panel edit: "Why did you send a check for $20 to WinRAR" "I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!"
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Movie's long as hell damn
A DuckDuckGo search for "gladiator length" (as in the movie). An AI generated answer as the top result reads "The Jeep Gladiator has a length of 218 inches. This makes it a midsized truck, suitable for various driving conditions and parking spaces"
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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T4T shit happening in your local woods
Four photos of myself and my partner on a hike in the woods. In one of them we're kissing!
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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In the mines
A selfie of me in a purple shirt, a green work hoodie, and clear frame glasses.
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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"We Too Want Your Business"
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Today is September 29th, Leon Kennedy's first day on the job three days into a zombie apocalypse
Tweet from @cellobuster: I like how in Resident Evil 2 it's Leon's first day on the job & he has no idea the police department has been battling zombies for the past several days Tweets from @cellobuster and @jiggerstick. cellobuster: Like did they just forget to tell him? Apparently they were also still planning on throwing him a welcome party in the middle of the siege jiggerstick: also his uniform is different from every other cop, he probably made it himself, super excited to be part of the police force cellobuster: that explains it. That's also his own decommissioned police car he was driving to work, plus he brought his own guns from home Tweets from @jiggerstick, @cellobuster, and @Kaubocks. jiggerstick: Leon is a turbo nerd but hides it well by Resident Evil 4 cellobuster: this man is super unqualified to have anywhere near the national security clearance he does Kaubocks: the man whose first line is "where's everyone going, bingo?" is a well hidden turbo nerd jiggerstick: he made sure no one was around when he said it Tweets from @cellobuster: they hired Leon on Friday and told him to come back Monday for his first day. He didn't know about the zombie attack because he spent the whole weekend putting Mad Max shoulder pads on his homemade uniform
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Portal to hell outside my bedroom window
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Had a visitor today while playing Hollow Knight 🦋
A question mark butterfly (Polygonia interrogationis) sitting on my index finger while I play Hollow Knight on Nintendo Switch in my car
September 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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A still from the teaser trailer for OD, the new Kojima Productions horror game, with Sophia Lillis screaming in horror as monstrous hands squeeze the sides of her face.
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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4 star review titled "Great prop, terrible kazoo", which reads, beneath an attached photo of a miniature skeleton holding a saxophone: "The kazoo function doesn't work, but that doesn't matter for my purpose. I am setting up a skeleton band".
September 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Quattro Bajeena: Let's say for a moment that Anime Sickos podcast
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Maybe 2/3?? of the way through Hollow Knight, and I love how little indication the Knight gives at any point that he has any idea what's going on
Edited meme of a chat screenshot, which reads: HORNET: little ghost... we gotta save this dog gone hallownest. KNIGHT: saven ablar español?? HORNET: no time for dat little ghost...
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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PSA: do NOT hire these plumbers. We did and let's just say it was a real nightmare 😮‍💨
A van marked "Krueger Plumbing Co."
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM