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Always remember to cut a corner before cutting customer bills! It worked great for CEO, Wildfire Wells when he was working at PG&E!
Mad? File a complaint. Use lots of details and information
https://www.puc.texas.gov/consumer/complain
Always remember to cut a corner before cutting customer bills! It worked great for CEO, Wildfire Wells when he was working at PG&E!
Mad? File a complaint. Use lots of details and information
https://www.puc.texas.gov/consumer/complain
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
We're gonna cut a deal with every data center to get them under $0.06 a kWh. If you're not paying above $0.15 yet, you will be.
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
We're gonna cut a deal with every data center to get them under $0.06 a kWh. If you're not paying above $0.15 yet, you will be.
This is why our CEO, Wildfire Wells, left PG&E (after successfully getting them out of helping the poors they burned) for the black-hearted oil capital of the USA, Texas.
We don't let the public complain about rate hikes, we hike them. You can freeze or fry in your home, we don't care.
We don't let the public complain about rate hikes, we hike them. You can freeze or fry in your home, we don't care.
FYI California comrades, PG&E is seeking yet another rate hike. You can participate in public comment at the Public Utility Commission's website here. Threading information about the public hearings below.
Proceedings Tab5 - Public Comments
apps.cpuc.ca.gov
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is why our CEO, Wildfire Wells, left PG&E (after successfully getting them out of helping the poors they burned) for the black-hearted oil capital of the USA, Texas.
We don't let the public complain about rate hikes, we hike them. You can freeze or fry in your home, we don't care.
We don't let the public complain about rate hikes, we hike them. You can freeze or fry in your home, we don't care.
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As our part of the thank you, we doubled everyone's rates in the area!
You're welcome! 🎉
You're welcome! 🎉
September 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
As our part of the thank you, we doubled everyone's rates in the area!
You're welcome! 🎉
You're welcome! 🎉
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Buy CNP, we've owned Abbott for years, but now we've got the president in our pocket.
$38 today, $138 next year. (Also, your power bill is doubling. Ol' Wildfire Wells needs a MUCH higher bonus as CEO for his "work" this year!)
Buy CNP, we've owned Abbott for years, but now we've got the president in our pocket.
$38 today, $138 next year. (Also, your power bill is doubling. Ol' Wildfire Wells needs a MUCH higher bonus as CEO for his "work" this year!)
Solar executives warn that Trump attack on renewables will lead to power crunch that spikes electricity prices — via @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2025/08/24/s...
Solar executives warn that Trump attack on renewables will lead to power crunch that spikes electricity prices
Renewable power executives say difficulty getting permits, rising costs due to tariffs and the end of key tax credits are making it tough to plan.
www.cnbc.com
August 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Buy CNP, we've owned Abbott for years, but now we've got the president in our pocket.
$38 today, $138 next year. (Also, your power bill is doubling. Ol' Wildfire Wells needs a MUCH higher bonus as CEO for his "work" this year!)
Buy CNP, we've owned Abbott for years, but now we've got the president in our pocket.
$38 today, $138 next year. (Also, your power bill is doubling. Ol' Wildfire Wells needs a MUCH higher bonus as CEO for his "work" this year!)
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Hide your couches (and your kids) y'all, JD finally got to the party!
June 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hide your couches (and your kids) y'all, JD finally got to the party!
A reminder, when we at Centerpoint Energy say "we're ready for storms!" What we mean is: our business clients won't have any downtime, so those trolls using GROK to make lewd images of women can still generate their hate while you sit in the dark.
We'll keep -our- office lights on, not your home.
We'll keep -our- office lights on, not your home.
Houston storms knock out power again despite CenterPoint upgrades
After storms hit Houston Monday, over 5,000 CenterPoint customers were still without power.
www.chron.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A reminder, when we at Centerpoint Energy say "we're ready for storms!" What we mean is: our business clients won't have any downtime, so those trolls using GROK to make lewd images of women can still generate their hate while you sit in the dark.
We'll keep -our- office lights on, not your home.
We'll keep -our- office lights on, not your home.
I feel like the parent comment will get deleted, but this is good news y'all. At this time, local police departments can rescind working with ICE, as their current extrajudicial actions' constitutionality is questionable. (I mean, who needs a Bill of Rights anyway?)
P.S. This is a parody account, CPE won't join Bluesky because it isn't a rabid MAGA fest.
By the way, HPD can rescind working with ICE!
Let HPD's Union know they can keep their pay bump AND do even less work since they don't have to manage traffic now. A total a win for the cops and public trust.
By the way, HPD can rescind working with ICE!
Let HPD's Union know they can keep their pay bump AND do even less work since they don't have to manage traffic now. A total a win for the cops and public trust.
June 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I feel like the parent comment will get deleted, but this is good news y'all. At this time, local police departments can rescind working with ICE, as their current extrajudicial actions' constitutionality is questionable. (I mean, who needs a Bill of Rights anyway?)
We thank Moore for his boot shining, we couldn't do it without you!
We're gonna do what we can to raise your bill -Moore- for this great support, even though our profits alone last year would cover our maintenance plans!
www.houstonchronicle.com/business/ene...
www.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
We're gonna do what we can to raise your bill -Moore- for this great support, even though our profits alone last year would cover our maintenance plans!
www.houstonchronicle.com/business/ene...
www.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
February 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We thank Moore for his boot shining, we couldn't do it without you!
We're gonna do what we can to raise your bill -Moore- for this great support, even though our profits alone last year would cover our maintenance plans!
www.houstonchronicle.com/business/ene...
www.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
We're gonna do what we can to raise your bill -Moore- for this great support, even though our profits alone last year would cover our maintenance plans!
www.houstonchronicle.com/business/ene...
www.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...