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Has Farage had his instructions from Moscow?
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage

Brilliant from @privateeyenews.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Anyone surprised? All mouth and no trousers?
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Caption this.....
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Reform Ltd promised to cut taxes, Private Eye number crunches.....
NUMBER CRRUNGHING 4.7% Average annual hike in council tax by Tory-controlled councils, prompting Reform UK to huff in March: The Conservatives claim they are the party of low taxes, but the evidence says otherwise.' 5% Hike in council tax Reform UK-controlled Kent county council and others look set to make"
October 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Whilst the immediate future looks bleak, have the kids got this?
Meme showing 18-24 year old voting intentions with Greens on 30%, Labour on 23%, Lib Dem 20%, Conservatives on 11% and Reform on just 8%
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Brilliant spot on satire as always from @newsthump.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Tories misspell the country they wish to run.....
October 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Brilliant from @privateeyenews.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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So many of us predicted this, many were surprised they lasted this long, but none of us have summed up Musk and Trump as well as this.....
June 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Great line......
Lenny Henry "Enoch Powell says he wants to give me £1,000 to go back to where I came from. Which is great, because it’s only 20p on the bus from here to Dudley."
May 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Great summary by Private Eye......
May 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We'd love this article Matt, oh my word it's starting to look close for Forest, so hope they make it over the line. Would be a great thing to see them back in Europe. Email [email protected]
April 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Well, our Easter poll has finished over on the dark place and not surprisingly, 98% of you thought that Donald Trump and Nigel Farage would have deported Jesus.....
April 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Private Eye nails Trump, trade and Brexit......
April 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Just been for a quick visit to the dark space where McDonald Islands is trending.

We would love someone to ask Trump at a press conference "Why are you imposing tariffs on penguins" 😅
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Oh my.....how we wish we had been there to witness Led By Donkeys hijacking Nigel Farage's Reform conference in our very own Birmingham

'Which world leader do I most admire? Vladimir Putin' - Nigel Farage

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March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Fess up, who's not thought the same?
Tweet saying "an Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!"
March 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The Jordan 191, one of the best ever looking F1 cars?

RIP Eddie Jordan, legend.
Phot of the Jordan 191 with Eddie Jordan
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Well this aged well.....
Times article from 2018 with a headline from Jacob Rees-Mogg "President Trump will be our greatest ally after Brexit"
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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A surprising Daily Mail headline?

Or just the Daily Mail doing anything to undermine a Labour Government?
Daily Mail Headline...... Amid outrage over US President's humiliation of Zelensky- and as King hosts Ukraine leader at Sandringham today- MPs and top brass demand: NOW STOP THE STATE VISIT FOR BULLY' TRUMP
March 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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We misread that as putting the cake over your head 🤣🤣🤣

Happy birthday Tim, have a good one 🥳
February 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM