Ceo of tpt
@ceooftrumpet.bsky.social
this is my bullshit drawer
the invasive thoughts won
the invasive thoughts won
don't care who you are or where you come from, if you call me pal we are throwing hands
June 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
don't care who you are or where you come from, if you call me pal we are throwing hands
i'm literally putting condiments you can't pronounce on hot dogs you can't comprehend
June 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i'm literally putting condiments you can't pronounce on hot dogs you can't comprehend
ancient muslims be like "stfu i invented 3"
June 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ancient muslims be like "stfu i invented 3"
don't fucking clap at the end of the movie
May 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
don't fucking clap at the end of the movie
new idea for a show:
beverly hills bear
fuck it, why not
beverly hills bear
fuck it, why not
May 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
new idea for a show:
beverly hills bear
fuck it, why not
beverly hills bear
fuck it, why not
hey you know what would be fucking cool? if we put a stupid fucking flaccid four on the floor over a perfectly good tune like pent up house and fucking ruin it.
May 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
hey you know what would be fucking cool? if we put a stupid fucking flaccid four on the floor over a perfectly good tune like pent up house and fucking ruin it.
only the ops listen to holst
May 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
only the ops listen to holst
my band is nothing but a tax write off to me
April 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my band is nothing but a tax write off to me
i think stevie wonder can see a little....
April 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i think stevie wonder can see a little....
comment down below the song that plays in your head when you get ice cream
April 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
comment down below the song that plays in your head when you get ice cream
the dog isn't in me. i am the dog
April 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
the dog isn't in me. i am the dog
the young boy failed to realize that the dog was already within him the whole time
April 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the young boy failed to realize that the dog was already within him the whole time
also, when is sex 2 coming out?
March 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
also, when is sex 2 coming out?
day 4572 of asking when chess 2 is coming out
March 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
day 4572 of asking when chess 2 is coming out
phantom of the opera themed party? k brb gonna burn half my face off
March 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
phantom of the opera themed party? k brb gonna burn half my face off
someone should really see if those dolphins are okay. i don't think they're supposed to be green
(that ones for all my jazz peeps out there)
(that ones for all my jazz peeps out there)
March 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
someone should really see if those dolphins are okay. i don't think they're supposed to be green
(that ones for all my jazz peeps out there)
(that ones for all my jazz peeps out there)
when are we gonna all collectively admit that mallort tastes like feet?
March 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
when are we gonna all collectively admit that mallort tastes like feet?
gonna teach my kid (whose name will be 'worse pablo') to make a pouty face when they feel bad so people will ask what's wrong
March 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
gonna teach my kid (whose name will be 'worse pablo') to make a pouty face when they feel bad so people will ask what's wrong
gonna teach my kid (worse pablo) to always ask where their hug is
March 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
gonna teach my kid (worse pablo) to always ask where their hug is
ig fyp is the nightmare realm
March 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ig fyp is the nightmare realm
gonna name my first kid 'worse pablo'
March 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
gonna name my first kid 'worse pablo'
man it really smells like goodmanjustcheckinguponyouyoudoingalrightimreallyworriedaboutyoudog in here...
March 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
man it really smells like goodmanjustcheckinguponyouyoudoingalrightimreallyworriedaboutyoudog in here...
Miles Davis was definitely brat
March 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Miles Davis was definitely brat
i do not think therefore i do not am
February 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am