Scrum Alliance should use Trump as an example on how not to manage a sprint.

Whoa. Motley Crue x Dolly Parton. What's next, NWA and Bjork?

I've watched the same spider walk past my chair 8 times so far.

What if... all the things that appeared on the Tesla driving visualization screen were actually there?

It's just a metronome; I'll get the cheapest I can find. --> Bad. Idea.

A work in progress between smashing my head against AWS Amplify.

I spent an embarrassing amount of time learning that, if there is no .ebignore file during deployment, Elastic Beanstalk uses your .gitignore. 🤬

Whew! Narrowly avoided posting a response to Someone Who Is Wrong On The Internet.

I am currently wondering how a diminutive human deposited toothpaste on the ceiling.

I'm not sure that the best thesaurus I've ever used is worth $700K per day.