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Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
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Aging Gen-Yer. Star Wars nerd. Cat-daddy. Wrestling mark. Simpsons Quoter. Subpar gamer. Picky eater. That guy who keeps talking about PIN*BOT.
Pinned
The orange M&M's got a fat hog.
Merry Christmas! Hope it was a good one for everyone. Finished up a Christmas Double-Feature with the family of Muppet Christmas Carol and Die Hard. Neither of which my mom had seen!
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"I didn't vote for this." Yeah, pal, you did. Thrice.
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The unintended symbolism of John Cena kissing the ring in the spot of the logo for Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, is too on the nose. Kiss it all goodbye. #MondayNightRAW
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You can make the new cat sidekick chonk. #Fortnite
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dumb thought: A harem anime protagonist unconvincently trying to explain to his visiting parents who all these beautiful and noticeably pregnant women are, and why they're all living in his house.
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We can't roll into battle on this ride because it would be too overpowered. #Battlefield6
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Man, these California maps in #Battlefield6 really hit a great spot for me. The Blackwell Fields map takes place where I went to college, and the new Map, Eastwood, takes place where my Grandmother grew up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The reviews for #Fallout4 Anniversary Edition are on point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pumpkin had decreed I'm not allowed to watch Blood and Guts anymore. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Harley Cameron's Tifa Cosplay is top-tier. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@midnightsumo.bsky.social I was watching the VOD and the question was asked in a commercial, "IS ELVIS ALIVE?" and I'm pleased to inform you that YES, Elvis Costello is alive and well.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
PUNK FINALLY DID IT! #ANDNEW #SNME
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Another travesty of justice. #SNME
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Imagine the Speed Championship 25 years ago. It would have been the perfect belt for Bill Goldberg. #WWE
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I really thought this would work and I was being clever with the game's mechanics. Kinda disappointed. @obsidianent.bsky.social #TheOuterWorlds2
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Reposted by Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
So the Touhou "Super Robot Wars" game dropped on Steam, and you can tell it's Touhou because the soundtrack costs more than the game...due to being over 234 tracks on 13 discs!
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Seth finally beat Cody, it just took a little...time. #WWECrownJewel
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trump deserves whatever the opposite of the Peace Prize is. Probably a trial at the Hague.
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My first dogtags. Knife to see you. #Battlefield6
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@overlysarcastic.bsky.social "Congratulations Alinua! Now that you've killed the biggest sea monster in the ocean, let us reward you with this amulet that gives you +5 damage against sea monsters."
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A couple of @playstation.com fans I know are really smug about mocking @gamepass.xbox.com and the unpopular and anti-consumer changes they implemented yesterday. So I made this meme. Nobody reigns at the hater's ball like PlayStation fanboys.
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
September 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy 65th anniversary to the Nixon/Kennedy debate.
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@tmbg.bsky.social Yes, we know. Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. However, what they don't discuss is that it was originally Byzantium.
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM