It's not just when he's on drugs, he's always weak.

So you're daring him to include you in his name calling game? You're losing focus.

The economy is poised to founder, the judiciary has been undermined, our alliances have been weakened, academia has been subjugated, civil discord abounds, and lies are more common than truth, etc.. This may not be a meeting about Ukraine, but rather a receiving of further orders.

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That was good, thank you, but people should have gone to prison for their actions leading up to the economic crisis of 2008.

The day we went into Iraq our enemies knew that we were heading to a moment of cultural vulnerability. They knew we'd be sick of conflict and distrusting of the systems that entangled us. Putin understands judo, he saw the opportunity in the momentum of our culture and offered us a poison candidate

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All those chickens that were to go in every pot all have bird flu.

And also with you.

Hell hath no fury like an agent/patriot scorned.