Sundays are for orgasms

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

Highkey Love when people disagree with me and make a thread i will never read that is sent to me in my DMS which i will never read because i am making another video in which this ouroboros cycle will indeed continue

everywhere I go people are asking me for my email. my email is in high demand. it's rare for me to visit a website without someone getting on their hands and knees, begging me for my email

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

TikTok WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE (kinda) they are moving everything to Lemon8 you keep your following and followers.

So the TikTok ban honestly probably won’t do shit.

I’m sorry Mike what is going on big man

WHAT IS MIKE WEARING RN

Love this edit so much

I Will Never Trust Peanuts