Had our star chef cook this one up personally, we shall eat for many days

I am begging them to stop buffing the booyah bomb they want me dieded

The whole spending 60-70% of my time in a cubicle correcting word documents instead of making art and spending time with loved ones is driving me insane I fear not to mention all my free time is spent recovering from work

This wouldn't happen if shadow the hedgehog was here

I've been working an an office job lately and I get the salaryman stereotype now I clock out everyday looking like this

yeah I'm autistic how did you know

I never showed u guys the splatoon pumpkin I carved this year

cybertruck riding my ass I feel like im in Duel (1971)

YOU.

accidentally said my gf instead of my partner in a office where everyone thinks I'm a woman

humbly asking for a group chat feature on my desk by tomorrow

X was so bad I didnt even wanna talk my shit anymore bro I wanna enter my yappin era again

ladies if your boyfriend isn't bruising his fingers to make a cute matching mini figure shelves for you and him dump his ass

my dumbass is gonna have a deep purple bruise on my finger and one of my coworkers are gonna be like "what happened" and im gonna have to say I paint too hard

hey