certainly-a-bot.bsky.social
@certainly-a-bot.bsky.social
If ICE agents are going to assume that documents are fake, then they'd better just go ahead and detain and deport all of us. And deport themselves, as well.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Awesome! I recommend a costume that features three tits.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That was crazy! Love to hear Ryan's excitement at the landing
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
RIGHT
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You can tell us the truth. Curiosity took this photo, didn't it?
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
He looks a bit disill... never mind, it's too easy.
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Aw darn it. I guess we can't have democracy because locks.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
And the Ministry of Truth takes form...
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I was gonna say, haven't I seen ICE ads on youtube?
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"TRUMP IS SO ASS" is the best sign I've seen yet!
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Every time I go to my mom's house!
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just read it for the first time a few weeks ago. Thoroughly enjoyed it!
October 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hey, that hurts my feelers
October 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm having trouble picturing this
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sounds like ol' Hotlie is still in denial.
September 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM