Liz.
@certainlynotliz.com
Small Biz Advocate, nerdy about the gov, just dancing through the lightning strikes. Opinions here are my own; nothing is an endorsement. 🫶 📚✈️ 📸
Linkedin is particularly odd today
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Linkedin is particularly odd today
My advice is always ruin the workplace
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My advice is always ruin the workplace
my robot interns are on the struggle bus today
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my robot interns are on the struggle bus today
I bet you $20 that a millennial wrote this headline 😆
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I bet you $20 that a millennial wrote this headline 😆
Teams' got jokes this morning
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Teams' got jokes this morning
Saw my best friend since the second day of 7th grade today, in person, for the first time in 10 years. I already miss her
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Saw my best friend since the second day of 7th grade today, in person, for the first time in 10 years. I already miss her
Remember that time I commanded my high school’s army? Took a tour today and the legacy endures (we won the award and also hand made that guideon in 1997) 🤣😂🤣 bonus picture of 15 year old me taking this way too seriously
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember that time I commanded my high school’s army? Took a tour today and the legacy endures (we won the award and also hand made that guideon in 1997) 🤣😂🤣 bonus picture of 15 year old me taking this way too seriously
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Seriously friends, this made my afternoon
![screen shot of text from meeting recap reading: [Blank] explained that the meeting was initiated through your introduction, highlighting your role in connecting the parties. She emphasized your close working relationship and described you as a wonderful partner and advocate, which set a positive tone for the conversation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dtihoxnhpnak2yxg3b2kli2s/bafkreic4htekvym5dm7ilpitoy74o62oswkgxrjjxvzqbwvcbnptagzzhq@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Seriously friends, this made my afternoon
I always thought the stereotype that the elderly eat dinner early was kinda fake, but then this elderly Trash Gremlin started harassing me for his dinner at 4:30pm, on the dot, every single day.
October 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I always thought the stereotype that the elderly eat dinner early was kinda fake, but then this elderly Trash Gremlin started harassing me for his dinner at 4:30pm, on the dot, every single day.
cool cool cool cool cool...totally normal stuff 😧
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
cool cool cool cool cool...totally normal stuff 😧
Well at least they added to cart this time?
September 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Well at least they added to cart this time?
I have a meeting in 7 minutes and we've been at less than a minute for two minutes now...will we make it?
September 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a meeting in 7 minutes and we've been at less than a minute for two minutes now...will we make it?
I would like to issue a sincere apology for the consistent terrible jokes to whatever corporate minder has to monitor my teams chat with my work bestie/the strategy and operations to my strategy and growth.
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I would like to issue a sincere apology for the consistent terrible jokes to whatever corporate minder has to monitor my teams chat with my work bestie/the strategy and operations to my strategy and growth.
A thing I’ve learned about losing a lot of weight is that people I haven’t seen in person in a while don’t seem to think it’s ok to acknowledge any difference at all. Like they get real awkward. Friends, I’m proud of this, this was work, please clap.
September 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A thing I’ve learned about losing a lot of weight is that people I haven’t seen in person in a while don’t seem to think it’s ok to acknowledge any difference at all. Like they get real awkward. Friends, I’m proud of this, this was work, please clap.
Is Navy Yard on fire? Everything ok over there?
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Is Navy Yard on fire? Everything ok over there?
Consulting/Management expense?!?!?
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Consulting/Management expense?!?!?
I’m on the largest commercial airliner that has ever existed, see? (I assume the map is to scale)
August 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m on the largest commercial airliner that has ever existed, see? (I assume the map is to scale)
Aaaaannnddd…I am on a flight for another 3 hours 46 minutes
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Aaaaannnddd…I am on a flight for another 3 hours 46 minutes
Besties, a thing has happened 😲
August 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Besties, a thing has happened 😲
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is.
August 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is.
She’s fully defrosted 🧂💨
August 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
She’s fully defrosted 🧂💨