is it even fanfiction if there's no fan writing the fiction?

This almost killed me (I checked the notification while eating lunch and choked from laughing)

I think you mean "bail them out while the people most affected by the actions suffer" buddy!

I'm sure SOMEONE at Nintendo catastrophized their entire department into believing that having an internal internet browser would somehow lead to an immediate security breach, so It'd be better to expect their customers to ask for their device to be whitelisted via MAC Address instead

They really be saying the The bovines yearn for the slaughterhouse or smt

The reviews are in

Alternatively "I play games for the wish fulfillment" I say as I launch Dispatch so I can drag a group of toxic coworkers kicking and screaming towards a found family