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no one of consequence. professional cybersecurity person and failed academic. queer feminist wittgensteinian artist who values privacy and is inspired by people.
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honestly way better than "i'm famous for X, in this paper i show [something-kind-of-like-X that no one gives a shit about]," which i think is the usual version.

there's new ground, there's reiteration, and then there's "i just needed to be researching something, you know how it is."
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i've set and tweaked event forwarding to splunk, thus needing to get further in the weeds than most, but admittedly i haven't extensively used it for troubleshooting (kind of incidental; i'll use anything to correlate stuff and hunt an issue, but it's been awhile since i needed windows events)
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insofar as they are not complicit, dem leadership are very stupid.
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(p.s. if anyone reads this and is not grasping the context: that photo is shocking, and oh boy so are many years of photos in USA that we could look at, and they depict basically the same shit)
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similar to the post about how the pic of the pastor getting pepper sprayed would be the "defining image" of this time. like... why that one? anything jump out about this particular pic??
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yeah. "police reform" doesn't exactly set my heart alight and make me want to donate to the Democratic party, but i'll take an Obama-style slick politician over "flagrant thief / lackey."
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people are barely ever affirmed by family and community for having subversive OPINIONS much less criminalized identities.
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probably asked current AI search engine to get it off internal network and the search crapped out.
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yes. this is exactly what i meant when i said in a couple replies to people speculating about the technical details... it's meaningful that you look forward to rudy's eventual response not with dread but with confidence.
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it's interesting that the answer to even the best "well actuallys" (e.g. "I'm truly trying hard to live that way and don't know why I fail") is simply "Just live this way; keep trying to figure it out, keep looking for help, keep asserting that this is what you're doing." No need for excuses.
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it makes no sense big picture bc i obviously wasnt medicating that much BEFORE my head decided it wanted to kill me, but im very grateful for how it's going now
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i took so much ibuprofen/ triptans when i was getting bad headaches every day with acute migraines like 7~8/month i was told it was causing them. eventually given steroids+2wks cold turkey, now w/ a new more modern preventative and better abortive my life is so different. like 3-5 *headaches*/month
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i used to be done for the day with triptans, but ubrelvy knocks mine out within 2 hours usually. there's other details, but just saying, if you're still shopping around abortives
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the smart glasses backlash is coming... to the small group of suckers who bought round 5 of make smart glasses happen (and to their unfortunate friends).
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when moderation / CEO statements sound like gotchas, it casts the org in a certain light.... very bad.
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his whole arc is Satan in Paradise Lost.
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typical "mods/owner triggered by dissent online community crashout"--but happening on the only viable alternative to fascist twitter. when technosolutionism and normal ass web hijinks collide.

(i mean this is the generous version; probably just "they've BEEN mask off and theyre escalating")
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bsky leadership right now: [very tough tone] "yall wanna start some shit?"
entire userbase: "NO!" [facepalming so hard we pass out]
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i can't fathom the concept of "former antifa member" without it decomposing to "someone who really really really needs to try logging off."
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i can't find in the reporting if this is further fallout from the salesforce/drift hack. articles just mention "a third party support service."

not loving the foot dragging about disclosure from a hack that happened in august.
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banning him for disruption is such a joke. people whose entire public personas are built around wanting to murder me are pretty disruptive, but for them we have the "nuclear block." or i can mute.

memes, criticism, and positive inclusivity, ban that.
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yup. it's not complicated or a difficult situation or any of that mealy nonsense. they just don't mean that stuff.
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"hateful content and disruption of users" come the fuck on.