Slim Shady
@certifiedarmadillo.bsky.social
(Parody account)
The Real Sim Shady
The Real Sim Shady
Eh imma do a rebrand here
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Eh imma do a rebrand here
Does anyone genuinely care about this app anymore
June 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Does anyone genuinely care about this app anymore
Wow elon and trump got divorced
Now kanye and vance get two christmases ig
My personal theory is that trump was cheating on him with biden
That bidussy was too much to resist
...
Ok im never speaking again
Now kanye and vance get two christmases ig
My personal theory is that trump was cheating on him with biden
That bidussy was too much to resist
...
Ok im never speaking again
June 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wow elon and trump got divorced
Now kanye and vance get two christmases ig
My personal theory is that trump was cheating on him with biden
That bidussy was too much to resist
...
Ok im never speaking again
Now kanye and vance get two christmases ig
My personal theory is that trump was cheating on him with biden
That bidussy was too much to resist
...
Ok im never speaking again
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
June 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
Ah bluesky
It feels so good to be back
(Watch as i never come back again and continue on twitter lmao)
It feels so good to be back
(Watch as i never come back again and continue on twitter lmao)
May 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ah bluesky
It feels so good to be back
(Watch as i never come back again and continue on twitter lmao)
It feels so good to be back
(Watch as i never come back again and continue on twitter lmao)
Dance with the devil might genuinely be the most messed up song I've heard
Just got done listening to it and that shit fucked me up
Good song tho
9/10
Just got done listening to it and that shit fucked me up
Good song tho
9/10
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Dance with the devil might genuinely be the most messed up song I've heard
Just got done listening to it and that shit fucked me up
Good song tho
9/10
Just got done listening to it and that shit fucked me up
Good song tho
9/10
February 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Guys I'm here to say that I, certified armadillo enjoyer, own the rights to officer bald as a character, and if you use him, I will sue you, and I'm going to kill you, so lock your doors or else I will be under your bed
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Guys I'm here to say that I, certified armadillo enjoyer, own the rights to officer bald as a character, and if you use him, I will sue you, and I'm going to kill you, so lock your doors or else I will be under your bed
Ahenobarbus henocide
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ahenobarbus henocide
Might try this
January 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Might try this
IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK SBOUT ME KNOW AND THEEEEN
CUZ IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
-IN HOME AGAIN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME BOW AND THEEEEN, OH!
NOW IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
MAYBE WE COULD START AGAIN
(only real ones know that song)
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK SBOUT ME KNOW AND THEEEEN
CUZ IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
-IN HOME AGAIN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME BOW AND THEEEEN, OH!
NOW IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
MAYBE WE COULD START AGAIN
(only real ones know that song)
January 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK SBOUT ME KNOW AND THEEEEN
CUZ IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
-IN HOME AGAIN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME BOW AND THEEEEN, OH!
NOW IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
MAYBE WE COULD START AGAIN
(only real ones know that song)
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK SBOUT ME KNOW AND THEEEEN
CUZ IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
-IN HOME AGAIN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME KNOW AND THEN
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME BOW AND THEEEEN, OH!
NOW IM COMIN HOME AGAIN
MAYBE WE COULD START AGAIN
(only real ones know that song)
My president arc is over
I lost the election to officer bald and his vice president Mr. Washee washee
It's joever
I lost the election to officer bald and his vice president Mr. Washee washee
It's joever
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My president arc is over
I lost the election to officer bald and his vice president Mr. Washee washee
It's joever
I lost the election to officer bald and his vice president Mr. Washee washee
It's joever
Btw I go by she/her now btw
That's pretty much it
Bye
That's pretty much it
Bye
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Btw I go by she/her now btw
That's pretty much it
Bye
That's pretty much it
Bye
8 MILE IS PEAK CINEMA AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
8 MILE IS PEAK CINEMA AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
