Certified Boylover
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Girls are p cool too, I guess
22, He/Him, 🇨🇦, Bi/Pan
22, He/Him, 🇨🇦, Bi/Pan
a boy in an apron is hotter than a boy in a skirt I can not be swayed on this, aprons are way hotter than some people give credit for
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
a boy in an apron is hotter than a boy in a skirt I can not be swayed on this, aprons are way hotter than some people give credit for
this Halloween I want things to scare the hell out of me, but like, in a hot way
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
this Halloween I want things to scare the hell out of me, but like, in a hot way
Homestuck Animated... Good? Like, that was pretty alright, though a bit short.
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Homestuck Animated... Good? Like, that was pretty alright, though a bit short.
I need to find a good place to shop for slutty boy clothes 🤔
September 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I need to find a good place to shop for slutty boy clothes 🤔
omg happy 10th birthday to Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime 🥳
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
omg happy 10th birthday to Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime 🥳
I HATE WORKING LONG WEEKENDS GET ME OUTTA HERE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING 😫
August 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I HATE WORKING LONG WEEKENDS GET ME OUTTA HERE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING 😫
gay MF DOOM be like
there's only one queer left
there's only one queer left
August 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
gay MF DOOM be like
there's only one queer left
there's only one queer left
natural selection would've had my ass in a heartbeat
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
natural selection would've had my ass in a heartbeat
Warhammer 3 devs be cooking so hard I wanna jump in the pot 🤤
August 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Warhammer 3 devs be cooking so hard I wanna jump in the pot 🤤
actually got what looks like a half-decent fantasy-type costume and I'm hyped as fuck I look so hot in the mirror I gotta fuck myself fr
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
actually got what looks like a half-decent fantasy-type costume and I'm hyped as fuck I look so hot in the mirror I gotta fuck myself fr
YES OH MY FUCKING GOD MIKU MOUNTEE MY BABYGIRL YESSSSS
August 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
YES OH MY FUCKING GOD MIKU MOUNTEE MY BABYGIRL YESSSSS
If any budding geneticists out there are trying to create the first human-cat hybrids, catboys, if you will, you have my permanent consent to any volunteer opportunities that open up, regardless of my location, current concerns, or state of consciousness. I also do a pretty good "nya" if that helps.
August 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If any budding geneticists out there are trying to create the first human-cat hybrids, catboys, if you will, you have my permanent consent to any volunteer opportunities that open up, regardless of my location, current concerns, or state of consciousness. I also do a pretty good "nya" if that helps.
yo happy vore day to those who celebrate (or get celebrated)
August 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
yo happy vore day to those who celebrate (or get celebrated)
It should be illegal to make me specifically work on holidays unless I want to. I'm above this. Everyone else can keep working, though.
August 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It should be illegal to make me specifically work on holidays unless I want to. I'm above this. Everyone else can keep working, though.
idc how good you say it is, I am not folding your pizza to stop if from going flaccid before I put it in my mouth. Nothing should be flaccid when it enters my mouth that's insulting
July 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
idc how good you say it is, I am not folding your pizza to stop if from going flaccid before I put it in my mouth. Nothing should be flaccid when it enters my mouth that's insulting
I don't like it when my stomach starts making noises like 10 minutes after I eat something harmless. Like, shut the fuck up dude, I don't understand what you're telling me.
July 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don't like it when my stomach starts making noises like 10 minutes after I eat something harmless. Like, shut the fuck up dude, I don't understand what you're telling me.
Blood vessels popping in my head as I resist the urge to scream "I NEED THAT TO BE ME" at every piece of hot art I scroll past.
July 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Blood vessels popping in my head as I resist the urge to scream "I NEED THAT TO BE ME" at every piece of hot art I scroll past.
moving furniture is so hard!!!! My poor twink frame can't keep up... I'm gonna be so sore...
July 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
moving furniture is so hard!!!! My poor twink frame can't keep up... I'm gonna be so sore...
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Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails canonically play Helldivers.
July 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails canonically play Helldivers.
don't get sick, dude. It sucks.
June 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
don't get sick, dude. It sucks.
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I still think the icon for the xiv clap emote looks like someone tugging on their fat cock
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I still think the icon for the xiv clap emote looks like someone tugging on their fat cock
not judging, but if I can hide my likes but not my follows what's the point. Am I supposed to only like posts from people I don't follow? Put that shit on full blast or let me hide both.
June 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
not judging, but if I can hide my likes but not my follows what's the point. Am I supposed to only like posts from people I don't follow? Put that shit on full blast or let me hide both.
prime joke material is calling anything that isn't a dog a weird-looking dog, and any dog is a yet unidentified animal species, just to make it fair.
June 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
prime joke material is calling anything that isn't a dog a weird-looking dog, and any dog is a yet unidentified animal species, just to make it fair.
The primal urge to talk the ear off of anyone who'll bother to listen to me talk about The Colors Within is powerful. Gotta be one of my favourite movies ever, now.
June 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The primal urge to talk the ear off of anyone who'll bother to listen to me talk about The Colors Within is powerful. Gotta be one of my favourite movies ever, now.