Kasey
@certifiedspacekase.bsky.social
Three deer in a trench coat. (She/Her)🌻
Okay but my mom’s version of the song would be:
I’m looking for a man:
In finance ✅
Trauma ✅
5’10 ✅
Blue eyes ✅
I’m looking for a man:
In finance ✅
Trauma ✅
5’10 ✅
Blue eyes ✅
May 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Okay but my mom’s version of the song would be:
I’m looking for a man:
In finance ✅
Trauma ✅
5’10 ✅
Blue eyes ✅
I’m looking for a man:
In finance ✅
Trauma ✅
5’10 ✅
Blue eyes ✅
I’ve cultivated a great life for myself surrounded by love and no one can take that from me.
May 8, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I’ve cultivated a great life for myself surrounded by love and no one can take that from me.
Job applications listing high eq as a requirement feels like a threat
April 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Job applications listing high eq as a requirement feels like a threat
Forming interpersonal relationships is so weird because there’s a phase of overthinking your text messages so you sound normal and chill to “hey I just did the most radical thing with rice.”
April 12, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Forming interpersonal relationships is so weird because there’s a phase of overthinking your text messages so you sound normal and chill to “hey I just did the most radical thing with rice.”
“Mother is mothering.” That is a 24 year old person please don’t do this to me
March 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
“Mother is mothering.” That is a 24 year old person please don’t do this to me
Took my Irish boyfriend to the beach on St. Patrick’s day. Great idea. No problems there.
March 20, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Took my Irish boyfriend to the beach on St. Patrick’s day. Great idea. No problems there.
29 is my kingdom hearts fan fiction era
March 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
29 is my kingdom hearts fan fiction era
My former boss unconnected with me on LinkedIn? Seems like a weird business move but whatever lol
March 7, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My former boss unconnected with me on LinkedIn? Seems like a weird business move but whatever lol
Relatable meme or inside joke? Who’s to say!
March 7, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Relatable meme or inside joke? Who’s to say!
Me, whenever someone does something wrong: huh so you’re just not a girl’s girl, huh?
March 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Me, whenever someone does something wrong: huh so you’re just not a girl’s girl, huh?
Very nice coworker: hey Kasey what do you think—
Me: I’ve never thought a day in my life, you know this
Me: I’ve never thought a day in my life, you know this
March 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Very nice coworker: hey Kasey what do you think—
Me: I’ve never thought a day in my life, you know this
Me: I’ve never thought a day in my life, you know this
Giving off the vibes that I haunt the local farmer’s market
February 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Giving off the vibes that I haunt the local farmer’s market
“I love your mom, huge fan of her work!”
February 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
“I love your mom, huge fan of her work!”
Reposted by Kasey
This can’t be the life that’s so fun that MUNA was singing about!
February 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
This can’t be the life that’s so fun that MUNA was singing about!
None of this would’ve happened if I had a cool older sister!
February 26, 2024 at 3:50 PM
None of this would’ve happened if I had a cool older sister!
Happy early international women’s day to the driver with the vanity plate “I hate men” that I saw today. ❤️
February 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Happy early international women’s day to the driver with the vanity plate “I hate men” that I saw today. ❤️
The one thing my mom never let me watch as a kid was Veggie Tales but MTV in middle school was totally fine
February 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The one thing my mom never let me watch as a kid was Veggie Tales but MTV in middle school was totally fine
My therapist hates my makeup so that’s something!
February 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
My therapist hates my makeup so that’s something!
It’s now day 4 of my boyfriend telling me to make this account and him not following me back.
February 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
It’s now day 4 of my boyfriend telling me to make this account and him not following me back.
My roommate doesn’t have a tiktok so I lovingly screen record them for her and text them to her
February 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My roommate doesn’t have a tiktok so I lovingly screen record them for her and text them to her
I told a guy on a second date that I’ve never seen lord of the rings and I do think that was my only red flag
February 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I told a guy on a second date that I’ve never seen lord of the rings and I do think that was my only red flag
I give off a type of energy that I’m usually in the woods somewhere
February 12, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I give off a type of energy that I’m usually in the woods somewhere
Gonna house my invasive thoughts here. 🌻
February 10, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Gonna house my invasive thoughts here. 🌻