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Milkboy Games➡️ GenCon (Probably)
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MaddieMay (She/Her)
Philly TTRPG/Narrative designer, creator Let Me Be Your Thrall and more! 🏳️‍⚧️
Freelance writer and Actual Play performer
Professional Bunny Girl
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I like a good social media game every now and again
“get to know me” meme with 30 questions. “1 like = one question”. 1. Do you have any nicknames? 2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten? 3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not? 5. Biggest turn on? 6. What was your first job? 7. What was the last song you sang? 8. What is one of your most treasured 16. Describe your dream home. 17. What is your strongest held beliefs)? 18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 20. Do you believe in aliens? 21. Biggest turn off? 22. What has made you laugh the most lately? 23. Favorite animal? 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 14. Do you care what other people think of 29. Favorite type of weather? you? 15. What are your main hobbies? your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive? 26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart. 27. Favorite comfort show? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry. 30. What are you currently looking forward to?
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Once again, I sent it and yet... No reply.
The payout is 59 days out, still in review
@itch.io PLEASE stop ignoring me
Itchio payout screenshot. Status in review, created 59 days ago
January 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Trans people, quote post with a photo of yourself you love.

Will always love this outfit
Girl on a brown brick background I'm wearing a pink kn95 mask, a thin pink leather choker, and a pink PVC zip front sleeveless bodysuit. My hair hangs above my shoulders, pushed back, the top half is brown and the bottom half is faded pink. I have blue eyeliner and pink eyeshadow
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Small hamster face at the bottom of the screen on the background of a ceiling and ceiling fan. Overlayed text reads: I showed you my payout ID please respond
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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I love my country Philadelphia
A piece of paper stapled to a telephone pole. It reads: Seeking: Experienced Witch To Curse My Ex I'm looking for someone with experience in the field to put a curse on my incompetent ex boyfriend. Desired areas of misfortune include: - prematurely thinning hair - broken guitar strings mid set - house plants that die despite sufficient care - avocados that go from rock hard to rotten - Cassette players that eat his favorite tapes - bed sheets that are always slightly damp - a perpetual stale cigarette smell that haunts his South Philly block - spiders that find every corner of his room - moths with a taste for sweaters I gifted him - Wifi that buffers only during the climax of his video game - a pebble in his shoe that he can't get out No need for any hexes on his well being or romantic life, as he is empty inside and will simply continue to jump from relationship to relationship, hoping that a woman will fix the broken little boy inside of him. The resulting trail of shallow, failed connections is a curse far more permanent than any spell you could cast. Serious inquiries only. Between printing costs and the staple gun, I am already $40 deep into this. If interested, please email: Cursemyex@gmail.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Is someone perhaps making a game? 👀
A screenshot of itch.io download analytics. A purple bar indicates that on Wednesday January 7th the Let Me Be Your Blank SRD was downloaded 5 times.
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Let's play a game called "How long will itch review this payout!"
an itch.io payout status. Status: in review Created: 29 days ago
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Here's what I look forward to next year!
(Sword World English Release by Mugen Gaming
Wrastle Vania by @9thlevelgames.bsky.social )
Green Text on top reads: I'm Excited For... Top left is the cover of the Fabla Ultima Bestiary Volume 1. Tor Right is the Sword World 2.5 English Release Bottom Left is Wrastle Vania Symphony of the Fight Bottom Right is the Hinterlight Full Release
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I made some things this year! Here they are!
(All pictured games by Me :)
Green Text box on top reads: This Year I Made... Below is a purple box with the covers of Let Me Be Your Thrall and Please Let Me Go: A Game About Stockholm Syndrome inside. The text above reads: 2 Full Games!! Below the text reads "3 index card Games" above The front of my 3 index card games: Can you watch My spaghetti?, In The Flowers I See Her, and You Are A Zombie... Below is text that reads: And A Bunch Of Payment Possessors Angry
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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And the "Thing I Liked Most" Award Goes to...
(See previous post in thread for Creator)
Green text box on top that reads: The 2025 "Thing I Liked Most" Award Below is a purple box with the cover of the Hinterlight Quickstart inside. The Text above the cover reads: Hinterlight Quickstart
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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The "Things I Liked" Awards! Congrats to our winners!
(Pink Security + More by @beezeerpgs.com
Paint The Town Red by @jellymuppet.bsky.social
Last Sabbath by Atropo Kelevra & Valentino Sergi)
4 sections, all are green text boxes with purple squares below them that have book covers inside. Top left reads: The "Puts the Tee in Party" Award. GOGO Golf! Top Right Reads: The "The Character On The Cover Gives Me Gender Envy" Award. Pink Security and More Bottom Left Reads: The "I Can't Wait To Read This And Never Get A Group To Play" Award. Paint The Town Red Bottom Right Reads: The "Love At First Hard Sell" Award. Last Sabbath
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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More games I had fun with this year.
(GOGOGolf by DG Chapman
The Ground Itself by @everest.bsky.social
Pirate Borg by @limithron.bsky.social
Yazeba's Bed and Brekfast by @jdragsky.bsky.social
Hinterlight by @robbiaburns.bsky.social )
A green box on the top of the picture reads: I Also Played... Below that is a purple circle with game covers inside placed around it. The Games are: GOGOGolf, The Ground Itself, Pirate Borg, Yazeba's Bed and Brekfast, Hinterlight Quickstart, Masks A New Generation, Final Fantasy XIV TTRPG, and Vampire The Masquerade 5th edition. in the center of the circle it reads: 1 to 3 Sessions.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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My most played games are...
(VTR by onyx path Publishing
Masks by @magpiegames.bsky.social
Fabula Ultima by @roosterema.bsky.social & @need.games)
Pink background. Green Box on top reads: This Year I Mostly Played... Below is a green bar with the Vampire The Requiem 2nd Eddition cover, next to that it reads: Vampire The Requiem 2nd Edition. 15 Session. Below that is the Masks A New Generation Cover. Next to that it reads: Masks A New Generation. 6 Sessions. Below that is the cover to Fabula Ultima. Next to it reads: Fabula Ultima. 5 Sessions
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I'm Stealing this trend as well (I also put way too much effort into these)
#TTRPGWrapped
Green box on top of a pink background that says: Maddie May's #TTRPGWRAPPED 2025. Below that, on the left of the screen, is a picture of me, a white woman with half pink/ half brown hair. I'm wearing a pink Kn95 mask. I Have pink eye shadow. To the right of my picture is a purple box that says: My Most Played. The "Things I Liked" Awards. Games I Made. Looking Forward
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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One of my favorite things from dead twitter is back, but on Bluesky now!
I find these so very cool!!
A light pink background. The Milkboy Games profile pic circle sits in the middle. 50 other profile picture circles sit around the center one in increasingly bigger rings of profile pictures. A watermark in the corner reads "Skircle.me" and "@skircle.bsky.social"
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The wicked graphic novel is phenomenal, and this is the best panel in all of comics.
The top left corner of tin head's head with a speech bubble saying "she IS a married man" Next to him is the scarecrow, holding a flower, saying "She's a woman who prefers the company of other women" They stand in front of green trees
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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26 weeks?! 😭
Screenshot of the libby app showing that the wait time for the audiobook version of Magica Riot has a 26 week wait time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I'm giving away 3 physical copies of Let Me Be Your Thrall! All you have to do is like this post, then use the link in my pinned post to follow my newsletter!
Winners will be announced January 2nd, and I will contact them here or by email about sending the copy.
#ttrpg #vampire #giveaway
Gradient, red top black bottom background. Text on top says "Giveaway! Free physical copy of Let me be your Thrall" Below is a copy of the game on a black stand.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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My logo stickers came in today!!
They're as cute as the lady who inspired them!
Stacks of stickers inside a clear bag on a white background. The stickers feature the Milkboy logo; a girl with purple hair, bangs, and danglies, cow horns and ears, and rubber hose style pacman eyes that are outlined green. The face has a big smile and sits in front of a pink heart. The top says Milkboy, the bottom says games. Under the bag is a postcard from death by stickers. The woman who inspired the logo holding the sticker. She has purple hair, bangs and danglies, and wears square glasses. She's wearing a black hoodie on top of a black turtleneck.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Convention Haul! (Plus pics of my favorites)
A spread of different games, including: Paint the town res Cat says moo Relics official tarot deck Risk it Sprawlopolis Good soup (and good soup wooden spoon) Last Sabbath and the Last Sabbath Witches' Tarot Level 1 Volume 6 Pink security and more Arium Precious things The cover of Last Sabbath. Pink security and more Paint the town red
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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PAXU is over! Thanks to everyone who stopped by! If you bought LMBYT then I hope you enjoy your time with it!!
Seeya at GenCon!
A selfie of me, a girl with pink hair and a green sweater, sitting in front of a broken down booth with boxes and loose games on tables at a convention hall.
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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In Philadelphia, where I live, there is a bar that shares my name, Milkboy.
It would be really convenient to just buy one of their shirts to wear to conventions so I don't have to make my own.
Green T-shirt that says "Milkboy Philadelphia" in white cursive text.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Me and my child who keeps getting kicked out of school for showing too much shoulder
Come see her at PAXU GH-63C!!
Me, a girl with pink hair, pink eye shadow, and a pink KN95 mask, next to a copy of Let Me Be Your Thrall on display at a convention. Let me be your Thrall on display at a convention next to a sign that says "banned by itch.io"
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Thanks to some very kind and generous friends, and despite everything, I've made it WITH a phon
Excited to have my first physical game up for sale
Come check it out!!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Well this is new?? I've never seen itch do an 18+ warning before.
So conveniently when this gets put on my game, my game also can't be purchased anymore?
Like I don't mind the disclaimer, but they also shut off card payments at the same time??
An 18+ disclaimer from itch. It reads. You must be 18+ to view this content Let Me Be Your Thrall may contain content you must be 18+ to view The creator of this page has specified that it contains mature themes and content. Please enter your birthdate to verify you are 18 or older:
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM