Michael
@cflmichael.bsky.social
Big, gay Twitter refugee who’s been gone from SM for a really long time. I’m also being held prisoner by two felines who don’t seem to care about my personal life.
Monte & Mitzi say, “Happy New Year!” They are WAY nicer than me. 🤣🤷♂️ #CatsOfBluesky
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Monte & Mitzi say, “Happy New Year!” They are WAY nicer than me. 🤣🤷♂️ #CatsOfBluesky
Merry Christmas. Also—bah, humbug.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Merry Christmas. Also—bah, humbug.
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You are clearly the wrong leader for this moment. Get the hell out of the way.
October 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You are clearly the wrong leader for this moment. Get the hell out of the way.
*Some exceptions may apply
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*Some exceptions may apply
I had a legacy bundle with Hulu that had Disney+ (ad-free) and ESPN (???). I barely used this plan. They lost free money. 🤷♂️
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I had a legacy bundle with Hulu that had Disney+ (ad-free) and ESPN (???). I barely used this plan. They lost free money. 🤷♂️
Since 3:11 on 9/10, @MSNBC made 34 posts on BlueSky. 29 of them were about Charlie Kirk. 9/11 was important enough to receive 4 posts, and the threats & lockdowns at multiple HBCUs received one mention. To say our media is failing us spectacularly is an understatement. #media #msnbc #evergreen
September 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Since 3:11 on 9/10, @MSNBC made 34 posts on BlueSky. 29 of them were about Charlie Kirk. 9/11 was important enough to receive 4 posts, and the threats & lockdowns at multiple HBCUs received one mention. To say our media is failing us spectacularly is an understatement. #media #msnbc #evergreen
That’s so sad! Have you met my cat?
June 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That’s so sad! Have you met my cat?
A #Caturday triptych. I caught #Mitzi spying on me while I was getting dressed. This is a #Monte free post. #CatsofBluesky
May 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
A #Caturday triptych. I caught #Mitzi spying on me while I was getting dressed. This is a #Monte free post. #CatsofBluesky
April 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Anyone who thinks that a “cat nap” is a brief, easily interrupted period of sleep needs to experience one of my cats’ naps. #catsofbluesky #cats #monte
April 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anyone who thinks that a “cat nap” is a brief, easily interrupted period of sleep needs to experience one of my cats’ naps. #catsofbluesky #cats #monte
April 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Monte, weighing his options after getting added to a Chewy’s group chat laying out plans for feline world domination. #catsofbluesky #cats #signal #chewys #groupchat #makethishappen
March 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Monte, weighing his options after getting added to a Chewy’s group chat laying out plans for feline world domination. #catsofbluesky #cats #signal #chewys #groupchat #makethishappen
March 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I was so excited because I thought the sweet meteor of death finally found us. Turns out, it was just Elon fucking with all the air traffic in Florida when his vanity project exploded. #SpaceX #Starship #ElonIsADick
March 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was so excited because I thought the sweet meteor of death finally found us. Turns out, it was just Elon fucking with all the air traffic in Florida when his vanity project exploded. #SpaceX #Starship #ElonIsADick
Chilly nights in Orlando are always a little better with friends and a fire pit. #Florida #Orlando #PaletteCleanser or maybe #PalletCleanser
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Chilly nights in Orlando are always a little better with friends and a fire pit. #Florida #Orlando #PaletteCleanser or maybe #PalletCleanser
Mitzi the Puzzlemaster is tackling her ladybug puzzle in advanced mode. (I know I need to vacuum, but she’s also been attacking her scratching pad like it’s her job—which it is.) #catsofbluesky
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mitzi the Puzzlemaster is tackling her ladybug puzzle in advanced mode. (I know I need to vacuum, but she’s also been attacking her scratching pad like it’s her job—which it is.) #catsofbluesky
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
Mitzi at our annual “Violation of Trust” appointment.
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mitzi at our annual “Violation of Trust” appointment.
Mitzi is getting exceptionally good at this whole camouflage thing. #CatsOfBlueSky
January 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mitzi is getting exceptionally good at this whole camouflage thing. #CatsOfBlueSky
Were there ever any movie posters better than the 1970’s disaster movie posters? (On a totally unrelated note—in the water, I’m also a very skinny lady.)
December 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Were there ever any movie posters better than the 1970’s disaster movie posters? (On a totally unrelated note—in the water, I’m also a very skinny lady.)
Monte says “Good night.”
December 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Monte says “Good night.”
TW: #ExtremeViolence #CatFight #CalloftheWild
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 PM
TW: #ExtremeViolence #CatFight #CalloftheWild
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
Monte & Mitzi say hi!
November 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Monte & Mitzi say hi!
Midnight belly rubs are his favorite belly rubs.
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Midnight belly rubs are his favorite belly rubs.