This is all satire and/or based off my own personal experience, if you’re offended by any of it, touch grass and look inward 💫🩷

Other Capricorns usually annoy the shit out of me, idk how we’re related. I don’t have a solid opinion on the rest; Taurus, Leo, Gemini and Virgo, count your blessings, your impact or lack thereof has kept me in peace, for now.

Sagittarius are the chihuahua of the zodiac, think they’re larger than they are, will make an ass of themselves. Libras are always paranoid, Aries are similar to Sagittarius but have the sense of humor to make up for it 2/

Like are you that weak minded and insecure about your own beliefs that you have to shit on someone else’s? Fuckin loser

He doesn’t seem happy about it 🫣

I gotta thing for fuckass evil blondes I guess, okay?