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After the tiny human I have watched gets picked up by their adult:
‘Your significant other has successfully absconded with your spawn.’
‘Your significant other has successfully absconded with your spawn.’
January 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
After the tiny human I have watched gets picked up by their adult:
‘Your significant other has successfully absconded with your spawn.’
‘Your significant other has successfully absconded with your spawn.’
You can take the them out of emo, but you can’t take the emo out of the they….
January 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You can take the them out of emo, but you can’t take the emo out of the they….
Anyone else get lost in thought and accidentally put face lotion in their hair?
…just me?
Cool, cool…
…just me?
Cool, cool…
January 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anyone else get lost in thought and accidentally put face lotion in their hair?
…just me?
Cool, cool…
…just me?
Cool, cool…
Must… put on… gym clothes…*reaches tragically*
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Must… put on… gym clothes…*reaches tragically*
I love when you’re traveling and reading. You look up and all of a sudden you don’t know where you are or how you got there so quickly…
January 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I love when you’re traveling and reading. You look up and all of a sudden you don’t know where you are or how you got there so quickly…
*clock stops ticking on à TV show*
Me: Oh the clock stopped watching…
The watch stopped clocking…?
The hell…
Me: Oh the clock stopped watching…
The watch stopped clocking…?
The hell…
January 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
*clock stops ticking on à TV show*
Me: Oh the clock stopped watching…
The watch stopped clocking…?
The hell…
Me: Oh the clock stopped watching…
The watch stopped clocking…?
The hell…
This happened twice apparently :
The dishwasher is now the
‘Wet oven’….
You’re welcome…
The dishwasher is now the
‘Wet oven’….
You’re welcome…
January 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This happened twice apparently :
The dishwasher is now the
‘Wet oven’….
You’re welcome…
The dishwasher is now the
‘Wet oven’….
You’re welcome…
Awful thought of the day:
You know what teeth taste like.
You’re welcome…
You know what teeth taste like.
You’re welcome…
January 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Awful thought of the day:
You know what teeth taste like.
You’re welcome…
You know what teeth taste like.
You’re welcome…
Uterus Juice Box = Placenta
You’re welcome…
You’re welcome…
January 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Uterus Juice Box = Placenta
You’re welcome…
You’re welcome…
Me: Marm! I need more… ugh, fish juice!
Marm: you mean tartar sauce?
Me: Yea! Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce is now fish juice….
You’re Welcome.
Marm: you mean tartar sauce?
Me: Yea! Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce is now fish juice….
You’re Welcome.
January 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Me: Marm! I need more… ugh, fish juice!
Marm: you mean tartar sauce?
Me: Yea! Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce is now fish juice….
You’re Welcome.
Marm: you mean tartar sauce?
Me: Yea! Tartar sauce!
Tartar sauce is now fish juice….
You’re Welcome.
Early morning reminders I wish I didn’t get:
The roof of your mouth has a flavor.
You’re welcome.
The roof of your mouth has a flavor.
You’re welcome.
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Early morning reminders I wish I didn’t get:
The roof of your mouth has a flavor.
You’re welcome.
The roof of your mouth has a flavor.
You’re welcome.
‘Room temperature’ is now ‘House warm’…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
‘Room temperature’ is now ‘House warm’…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Ground beef is now cow crumbles…: you’re welcome
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ground beef is now cow crumbles…: you’re welcome
I couldn’t remember the word ‘welding’ so I called it ‘lava stitching’ instead…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I couldn’t remember the word ‘welding’ so I called it ‘lava stitching’ instead…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Things I have said out loud while pet sitting:
‘Let’s go inside before you eat something poisonous just because it’s pretty.’
*reflects on past relationships *
Well, NeverMind, that’s just my dating life…
‘Let’s go inside before you eat something poisonous just because it’s pretty.’
*reflects on past relationships *
Well, NeverMind, that’s just my dating life…
January 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Things I have said out loud while pet sitting:
‘Let’s go inside before you eat something poisonous just because it’s pretty.’
*reflects on past relationships *
Well, NeverMind, that’s just my dating life…
‘Let’s go inside before you eat something poisonous just because it’s pretty.’
*reflects on past relationships *
Well, NeverMind, that’s just my dating life…
Jackets shall now be called ‘body drapes’.
We will not be taking questions at this time.
We will not be taking questions at this time.
January 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Jackets shall now be called ‘body drapes’.
We will not be taking questions at this time.
We will not be taking questions at this time.
Coffee satiates my need for blood sacrifices
January 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Coffee satiates my need for blood sacrifices
There is way too much panic at my disco…
January 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There is way too much panic at my disco…
I couldn’t remember the word for dishwasher so I thought ‘splashy dish oven’ was a good replacement.
January 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I couldn’t remember the word for dishwasher so I thought ‘splashy dish oven’ was a good replacement.
Some butterflies eat dead flesh and drink blood.
If the zombie apocalypse does happen,
The zombies will be covered in beautiful butterflies.
If the zombie apocalypse does happen,
The zombies will be covered in beautiful butterflies.
January 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Some butterflies eat dead flesh and drink blood.
If the zombie apocalypse does happen,
The zombies will be covered in beautiful butterflies.
If the zombie apocalypse does happen,
The zombies will be covered in beautiful butterflies.
I will probably start trickling over weird things I have said when I have random bouts of Lethologica … you have been warned.
January 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I will probably start trickling over weird things I have said when I have random bouts of Lethologica … you have been warned.