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Jules
@ch4ostheory.bsky.social
59 y/o, long haired 6’ 3” beardo, ➡️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈⬅️ into older men & older bears (I’m older myself now 😂) and for now, this is mostly going to be my NSFW social.
Undercover (even the duvet was excited) #hardon #erection #sundayfunday
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow” #underwear #bulge #beard
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Or just hot pink #pink #pinkonwednesdays
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s Wednesday so we wear shades of pink #pink #pinkonwednesday
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Decided to brighten up the underwear draw a bit instead of the usual dark colours
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sunday morning
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Crystal decanter stopper? Or posh butt plug? Not sure they thought this one through 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Holding pattern
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What sorcery is this? Gingerbread flavoured Doritos? #doritos
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Needed an airing…
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This really blew my mind when I first saw it in an arcade. The first arcade game to feature 3D flat shaded polygons. Notoriously difficult machines to maintain so few exist these days. Urban myth has it that Atari had a whole shipment dumped overboard on its way to Japan.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sunday stiffy
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Santa’s secret flavour is… definitely beef wellington. The mushroom flavour comes in a little after the beef.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is one thing you don’t get on here: likes & follows from a shitload of Elmo bot accounts
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Pink? Yellow? Both?
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gen X
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
First proper gig I attended on this tour too.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Moon Landings
Death of Elvis Presley
Bohemian Rhapsody spending 9 weeks at No.1
Punk movement
Star Wars

Long hot summer of 76 & the Queen’s Silver Jubilee in 77 were also notable for me as a kid at the time.
What five events defined your childhood?

Halley’s Comet
E.T.
Ethiopian famine
Princess Diana
AIDS
What five events defined your childhood?

Oil/gas crisis
Star Wars
Iranian hostages
Launch of MTV
Challenger explosion
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Stiffy Sunday
October 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
October photo dump
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hips don’t lie by Shakira. Well, anything by Shakira tbh. Her voice is like nails down a chalkboard for me.
August 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Paint me like one of your French boys…
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
August 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sounds good to me
August 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM