have a moist #valentinesday

a brunch/wine mom with a circa-2017 snapchat filter and an rbg “dissent” collar on her pfp is attempting to lecture me that i don’t adequately comprehend the liberal platform and i just watched the last of my will to live gently leak out of my astral form as it swam away to join the choir invisible

I’m sorry but the dog pulling superman home by his red cape across the snowy tundra just feels like the plot of a christmas budweiser commercial

i just want someone to pin one conservative down and force them to describe what they think goes on in the women’s bathroom. just once

“this is the sort of toxic behavior I thought we left behind on Twitter…”
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King

impulsively threw my hair in space buns for the 1st time ever

bluesky seems okayish but the suggestions are wild, it’ll be an account called “space” that posts hubble images and then some dude named glenn kirschner with 30 yr federal prosecutor in the bio