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Chabitz
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My brain watching this game
A graphic showing the location of all the throne pitches in tonight’s game and it looks like someone’s brain blowing up
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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A screenshot from Dodger Stadium and the 2018 World Series #worldseries #coffeenachosandicecream
A screenshot from the 2018 World Series that says they had to reopen concessions because the game is going so long. All they have is nachos coffee and ice cream.
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Age yourself with a film you viewed in the theater as a youth
A still from “E.T. The extraterrestrial” with ET and Elliott. ET’s heart-light is glowing ❤️
September 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Happy Caturday, Bluesky #caturday
A large orange cat resting on a stuffed Snorlax
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Pistols firin’
The TU mascot. It’s a dude in a football uniform with what looks like an upside-down beige poop emoji on his head
September 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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The TU mascot. I don’t have words to describe what it looks like, I apologize.
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Also I’ve worked in tax accounting: you can depreciate livestock
Fuck these people it’s a picture of some asshole, giving Epstein a check for a “fully depreciated” woman
September 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I don’t have words to articulate it but in essence I agree with this take (From Gillian Flynn)
A quote from Gillian Flynn: I’d like to scrape up some sense of triumph over the fact that many courageous women have raised their voices. But I don’t feel triumph. I feel humiliated and angry. They hate us. That’s my immediate thought with each new revelation: they hate us. And then a more sick making suspicion: they don’t care about us enough to hate us. We are simply a form of livestock.
September 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A celebratory sheet cake with wobbly writing saying “congration you done it”
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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That’s this guy
Back when I was a kid you didn’t need Joe Rogan. Your best friend had a 27-year-old brother who was a fucking loser. He would smoke pot in a room with black light posters and tell you the Mayans invented cell phones.
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I wish I could be this relaxed, ever
An orange cat sleeping contentedly on his back
August 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
The cover of “Life’s Rich Pageant,” a 1986 album by R.E.M.
July 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Hey there
A chonky Orange cat reclining, belly exposed, unbothered
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Also don’t discount your city animal shelter. I don’t live in Seattle, but I walked into mine and picked up this guy free of charge; it’s working out great
A rotund orange cat reclines on a couch in total comfort - much in contrast to the cage I found him in at the local pound
July 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Biscuit celebrating caturday the only way he knows how #caturday
An orange cat mid-yawn, half-asleep on his back, belly out for all to see, achieving the kind of worry-free state of relaxation I can only dream about
June 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Biscuit concern level: .5 only elevated because I woke him up to ask him how he’s feeling

I’m envious
An orange cat looking 80% asleep and 20% mad you’re bothering him
June 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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When everything is just too much I have to stop, take a deep breath, and consider Biscuit
A rotund orange cat leans back and looks at you with a peaceful gaze that says “hey girl we’re all in this together and I’m here for you”
June 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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No I didn’t want to put anything there thanks sir
An orange cat inserting himself into the reorganization of my pantry. I can’t continue til he moves
June 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet by Jason Isbell, who says “ I think every contestant in the hot dog eating contest should have to eat only one hot dog, and they judge on style“ and then a reply from The Mountain Goats saying “this is a revolutionary take” No, I don’t know why I save these things; it made me laugh Also go listen to Southeastern from Isbell and All Hail West Texas from the Mountain Goats 🐐
June 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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As someone who enjoys hating on Oklahoma City, thank you for reminding me of this
A Vernon Maxwell tweet that reads “I’m not sure why I’m getting so much heat from OKC fans. I think it’s a great city. They have a great Walmart and the VHS section of their blockbuster always has a nice selection. People in Utah would die to have these things. #BeGrateful
May 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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An old tweet describing a New York Times article on Stephen Miller recounting how, in high school, he jumped into the final stretch of a girls’ track event in an attempt to prove God knows what. That’s some fucked up nonsense
April 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Creative loafing
An orange cat sleeping on his back, paws in the air like he just don’t care
April 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I only remember this speech because of Titus Andronicus’ “A More Perfect Union” but
Abraham Lincoln’s Lyceum Address: From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force take a drink from the Ohio river or set a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of 1000 years. If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. as a nation of free men, we will live forever, or die by suicide.
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Like, I’m old enough to remember this?
Pictures of crates of asbestos with Trumps faced stamped on them; a thank-you message from a Russian producer
March 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Here’s Biscuit
An orange tabby cat with his eyes closed, leaning away like he might be falling asleep while you tell him all about your day
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM