He was unarguably the best we've ever had at zingers

I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”

"rent-seeking corporate dicklords" is right on the money

If we had those here (australia) they would be called Milkies

"What's up fellow kids" as I make Steve Buscemi look young and hip

Sparks!! 💜

Aah there's your problem - you've got it tuned to "cockney", easy mistake to make (I am so sorry for your tribulations, that is bullshit)

Huge condolences friend, losing a parent is rough 💜💜💜

I am lying on a heat pack as I read this because my back objected to *checks notes* sitting down like normal 🫩

"other people's lives are not my problem" is such a wildly unhealthy attitude for a society to have jfc