How many times did you type Messi and then delete it during this post?

He threatened to bite them.

So what you’re saying is that the GOP is untrustworthy? Shocked…I’m…i’m shocked.

In 2026? Expensive.

The Trade Federation gives Palpatine a solid gold pacifier.

One pass per second of possession.

I should probably log out of Bluesky before I find out what you’re talking about.

Prepare the meal then complain about the seasoning. Sounds right.

If the evil queen could just reprogram the mirror.

But at least we tend to keep the mysogony and homophobia out of it.

Sounds like the first game I heard the Wonderwall chant “F*ck You <fill in opposition team here>” at Every. Single. Possible. Opportunity. I mean, profanity in chants at soccer games are expected but eventually it just gets monotonous.

There’s another app?

@mikanika.bsky.social is especially excited to see @aabria.bsky.social . Ok, we all are.

Sounds like the equivalent of people talking like Marge from Fargo whenever you says you’re from Minnesota. Just can’t help themselves.