Haim Cohen
@chaimtime.bsky.social
Haim is a computer science teacher in NJ. In his free time, he hosts ShortExplanations, a security podcast, teaching people that salted hashes are not breakfast. At home he teaches his sons emoji as a second language, and that 11 comes after 10.
Dear Brooks Brothers,
I lost 118lbs in 12 months naturally. I have an entire wardrobe of your clothes in my closet that no longer fit. Can you please help me?
chaimtime.com/my-plea-for-...
I lost 118lbs in 12 months naturally. I have an entire wardrobe of your clothes in my closet that no longer fit. Can you please help me?
chaimtime.com/my-plea-for-...
I lost 118 pounds and Nothing Fits. Can Brooks Brothers help?
New Clothes after losing weight
chaimtime.com
May 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dear Brooks Brothers,
I lost 118lbs in 12 months naturally. I have an entire wardrobe of your clothes in my closet that no longer fit. Can you please help me?
chaimtime.com/my-plea-for-...
I lost 118lbs in 12 months naturally. I have an entire wardrobe of your clothes in my closet that no longer fit. Can you please help me?
chaimtime.com/my-plea-for-...
TaxCut software is $29 on amazon today.
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I think this will be the best price of the season
amzn.to/4hwmSCv
I think this will be the best price of the season
Amazon.com: H&R Block Tax Software Deluxe + State 2024 with Refund Bonus Offer (Amazon Exclusive) Win/Mac [PC/Mac Online Code] : Everything Else
Amazon.com: H&R Block Tax Software Deluxe + State 2024 with Refund Bonus Offer (Amazon Exclusive) Win/Mac [PC/Mac Online Code] : Everything Else
amzn.to
January 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
TaxCut software is $29 on amazon today.
amzn.to/4hwmSCv
I think this will be the best price of the season
amzn.to/4hwmSCv
I think this will be the best price of the season
January 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It is 8am and you clocked into work.
Is there 1 day to break or 2?
I say 2 because you haven’t worked enough yet. I think by 10am you can count the day and say 1.
Is there 1 day to break or 2?
I say 2 because you haven’t worked enough yet. I think by 10am you can count the day and say 1.
December 19, 2024 at 12:51 PM
It is 8am and you clocked into work.
Is there 1 day to break or 2?
I say 2 because you haven’t worked enough yet. I think by 10am you can count the day and say 1.
Is there 1 day to break or 2?
I say 2 because you haven’t worked enough yet. I think by 10am you can count the day and say 1.
chaimtime.com/i-need-a-belt/
I turn 40 on Wednesday, December 4 and I have a story.
I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt. Photos in the link
If you would like to donate money to the stupid expensive belt fund. My wife reminds everyone that it will make her mad if you donate
I turn 40 on Wednesday, December 4 and I have a story.
I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt. Photos in the link
If you would like to donate money to the stupid expensive belt fund. My wife reminds everyone that it will make her mad if you donate
I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt
My 100lb weight loss
chaimtime.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
chaimtime.com/i-need-a-belt/
I turn 40 on Wednesday, December 4 and I have a story.
I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt. Photos in the link
If you would like to donate money to the stupid expensive belt fund. My wife reminds everyone that it will make her mad if you donate
I turn 40 on Wednesday, December 4 and I have a story.
I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt. Photos in the link
If you would like to donate money to the stupid expensive belt fund. My wife reminds everyone that it will make her mad if you donate
How do you size a men’s belt? Middle hole or tightest hole
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 AM
How do you size a men’s belt? Middle hole or tightest hole
I'm happy there is a migration away, but there is still a division that requires constant checking.
November 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I'm happy there is a migration away, but there is still a division that requires constant checking.
How is the bluesky app? I rather use mobile, but thoughts?
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
How is the bluesky app? I rather use mobile, but thoughts?
Episode 19:
Is Facebook listening to you?
Are social media apps actively listening to your microphone without your knowledge?
youtu.be/Xal2lOf_RPo
Is Facebook Listening to You?
On this episode we talk about various tracking signals:* Proxy Metrics (this person buys a lot of 3D Printer filament, maybe we should advertise 3D printer n...
youtu.be
September 4, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Episode 19:
Is Facebook listening to you?
Are social media apps actively listening to your microphone without your knowledge?
youtu.be/Xal2lOf_RPo
July 23, 2023 at 12:05 AM
I don’t mind that each social network is for different things, but we are just bashing each other. Be different.
July 18, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I don’t mind that each social network is for different things, but we are just bashing each other. Be different.
@h4zy.bsky.social What's the best way to message you? I sent you something on Mastodon.
July 17, 2023 at 4:42 PM
@h4zy.bsky.social What's the best way to message you? I sent you something on Mastodon.
I don’t know where to post. In The end I just stay quiet.
July 9, 2023 at 7:45 PM
I don’t know where to post. In The end I just stay quiet.
Who do I blame for this?
July 1, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Who do I blame for this?
If someone follows you on IG but their profile is restricted I feel like I shouldn’t follow back.
June 30, 2023 at 5:41 PM
If someone follows you on IG but their profile is restricted I feel like I shouldn’t follow back.
The sun hasn’t been seen in over two weeks with one more week of rain. Today it is sunny, but there is an air quality alert.
June 29, 2023 at 11:43 AM
The sun hasn’t been seen in over two weeks with one more week of rain. Today it is sunny, but there is an air quality alert.
 There is a three-way battle at any one time to play tears of the Kingdom in the house. The fourth person just watches the walk-throughs on YouTube.
June 28, 2023 at 11:15 PM
 There is a three-way battle at any one time to play tears of the Kingdom in the house. The fourth person just watches the walk-throughs on YouTube.
The worst part of coming home after a trip is when you just want to sleep, but you have to put stuff away.
The best feeling is the next morning when all the stuff is put away.
The best feeling is the next morning when all the stuff is put away.
June 27, 2023 at 5:22 AM
The worst part of coming home after a trip is when you just want to sleep, but you have to put stuff away.
The best feeling is the next morning when all the stuff is put away.
The best feeling is the next morning when all the stuff is put away.
My dad calls me to say that someone dumped 10-15cubic yards of high value topsoil on the driveway of his rental. Not in the front but really far back, and it is blocking a car.
Police finally deemed it abandoned.
All the landscapers want to charge to remove, but at least the locals are taking.
Police finally deemed it abandoned.
All the landscapers want to charge to remove, but at least the locals are taking.
June 25, 2023 at 8:51 PM
My dad calls me to say that someone dumped 10-15cubic yards of high value topsoil on the driveway of his rental. Not in the front but really far back, and it is blocking a car.
Police finally deemed it abandoned.
All the landscapers want to charge to remove, but at least the locals are taking.
Police finally deemed it abandoned.
All the landscapers want to charge to remove, but at least the locals are taking.
How come hover doesn't work work with private relay on?
June 23, 2023 at 6:37 PM
How come hover doesn't work work with private relay on?
Will the inspection station take a printed insurance card instead of the real thing?
June 23, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Will the inspection station take a printed insurance card instead of the real thing?
I’m a panic I had an issue with Authy. They got back to me and fixed the issue.
June 22, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I’m a panic I had an issue with Authy. They got back to me and fixed the issue.
No Bluesky app for the iPad? 😢
June 22, 2023 at 5:37 PM
No Bluesky app for the iPad? 😢
I’m sad because the longest daylight hours with my new solar panels are cloudy AND rainy.
June 22, 2023 at 1:18 PM
I’m sad because the longest daylight hours with my new solar panels are cloudy AND rainy.