chainsawferret.bsky.social
@chainsawferret.bsky.social
Slightly safer than a ferret with a chainsaw
Off the road again
May 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
a hungry Haiku

I wanted sandwich
The bread was green and fuzzy
can not have sandwich.
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
on Elmo's plans to colonize Mars. The Commander of Flying Saucer X-2 said today, "Mars does not want this earth-creature. Don't make us break out the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
March 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So. I drive 13 hours to make what normally is a7 hour drive yesterday through A blizzard. Get to hotel, no internet. Ok , fine am tired anyway. Wake up to find the Air Force base I’m supposed to repair medical equipment on today is closed due to weather. And still no internet.
February 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Little online shopping tip if you don’t want your money going to a bald billionaire who’s supporting a Dr Zaius wannabe dictator. Use river themed website to find what you want. Then search the manufacturer and go to their website. Many times you can order what you need directly from them.
February 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
“I think I see where the oil leak is”
December 11, 2024 at 11:13 PM
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Halfway home. Just a few more hours
December 6, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Decorating done.
December 1, 2024 at 5:19 PM
‘Tap tap tap. This thing on?’
November 27, 2024 at 2:12 PM