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Evie 🐉
@chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
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❗️Kinky fandom account! 🔞NSFW❗️

Trigun #WV 🐺🌪️ , DMC #VD 💙⚔️❤️, JJK #夏五 #sgst
🔄OK. casual multiship. anti-censorship aka pro-ship
I also cook #food
I block minors, antis, AI.

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chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
Like what exactly was this thing a threat to. Chickens?
Carlo Crivelli’s Saint George Slaying the Dragon
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
Recently got to see this amazing exhibit at FIT. So excited to read the book ❤️
Dress, Dreams, & Desire: A History of Fashion and Psychoanalysis by Valerie Steele
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
currently coveting
Taft Jack boot in Dark Sky brocade Ask and Emma Unholy Grail Wallet Chain Max Carpetbag Works Everyday Backpack in black burnout velvet Etro embroidered biker jacket
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
I have an idea

cults3d.com/en/3d-model/... 😈 Devil May Cry 5 – V’s Cane
3D MODEL DESCRIPTION V's Cane - Inspired by Devil May Cry 5 "I'll be gentle." A super-detailed 3D replica of V's cane, modeled end-to-end for clean edges and precise reliefs-per-fect for cosplay or display. In-game, the cane is V's sole direct weapon, used to deliver the finishing blow after his familiars wear foes down. • Overall length: ~102 cm • Internal rod channels: 05 mm for sturdy rein-for • One-piece version included (for keychains, miniatures, or full prints) • Fully modeled details for crisp painting and finishing
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
jason bateman on Black Rabbit exuding strong Dante energy
Jason Bateman and Jude Law on Black Rabbit
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
waited for an hour at the doctor’s office so as a reward I got myself eel clay pot rice 🍲✨ #food
a clay bowl of rice topped with sliced eel and an over easy egg, with a cup of tea of the side
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
hmm… no one here
My cat’s tail and the tips of his nose and paws are sticking out from the curtain he is hiding under
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
yeah we’re all fucked without this guy
Gojo having a break from reality
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
what I ate today #food
breakfast: oatmeal with stewed apples and yogurt, and matcha apple tea Lunch: everything bagel with two scrambled eggs, a slice of tomato, sliced avocado, and a sprinkle of smoked paprika. I also ate the other bagel half, not pictured dinner: sweet potato and chickpea korma topped with curry roasted cauliflower. also ate a pita, not pictured
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
made char siu #food
A plate of Chinese barbecue pork tenderloin, gai lan sautéed with garlic, and white rice
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
If you like noir and/or Westerns, there is a new season of Dark Winds on Netflix and Jessica Matten is there
A double image of Jessica Matten as Bernadette Manuelito— on the left, she is wearing her Navajo Police uniform and on the right she is wearing traditional Navajo/Diné garb
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
tempting
t shirt from Hejua on Etsy featuring Dante from Devil May Cry captioned “GIRL DINNER”
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
it suits him
Harlequin Lestat from the IWTV TV show
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
TIL Albert is a harlequin
Albert leaping out of a box showing off his cute spot pattern
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
i only ever see people making a/b/o jokes about this but can we actually talk about it!! he's everythinggggg
devil may cry 5 screencap captioned "The Alpha and the Omega: Vergil"
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
Really disappointing and discouraging to see this kind of thing still treated as normal in leftist spaces. Sucking dick framed as shameful is pure homophobia/misogyny & sex should not be used as a rhetorical tool of humiliation
A user whose dn and handle contain “ANTIFA” and “liberal”: AmericanNaziParty (GOP) News Flash! Dick Cheney is enjoying his time in Hell, sharing Satan's weenie with Charlie Kirk, taking turns sucking it and lapping up the evil juice. Erika Kirk is sucking JD Vance's weenie and slurping down every drop like the skankhoe that she had always been.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
it’s currently kinda MCM/boho but what if I went for like. Dark Boho
Pinterest screencap showing dark colored boho bedrooms
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
it’s his day
My cat on the sofa licking his paw
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
Salem Night Faire was peak
A performer in a tall hat and robe accepting a tip from a child A tall sculpture of a skeleton with a veil, lighted in red Two performers in witch-like outfits sit in front of a box captioned “REACH INSIDE AND FEEL WHAT THEE FEAR THE MOST” A performer in a shriveled mask and black robe with a ruff stands behind a stocks, beckoning
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
how’s it going? oh, you know
Headline from The Guardian USA: US student handcuffed after Al system apparently mistook bag of chips for firearm Baltimore county high schools have gun detection system that alerts police if it sees what it deems suspicious
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
us discussing yaoi and yuri
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
this bit from the slate sex advice column is spot on (and really gets at the psychology of a whole lot of fetishes)
Stoya: Exactly. And as long as we have immense cultural shame around sex, shame will be an erotic motivator for some. The link between sex and shame eroticizes shame. Rich: Being "bad" is exciting. Stoya: But I think that's only because we tell people being excited is bad.
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
that’s better
a chocolate monster cake with marzipan eyes and pointy teeth
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
4” cake decorated in piped black ganache and topped with a dark red buttercream rose, slightly off center “you tried” messy star
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
lazy buckwheat noodle lunch. I just kind of threw this together from whatever was around, but it actually turned out really nice #food
Bowl of buckwheat noodles, radish kimchi, sautéed mushrooms, green onions, and topped with a fried egg
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM