Everything has to go right too. The fact you also have to land a trip to get it to work shouldn't be overlooked.

42 maids + cows...is your true love paying the yearly salary? Because that doesn't seem like a gift, seems more like "I opened a business for you."

Omg, pretty sure the city will shut down for eternity if there's that much snow

Knitted truck nuts??

I like big music sheets and I cannot lie.

The bah humbug is real this year. I take my girl on her birthday through the rich neighborhood by us to look at holiday lights. 60% of houses had no lights at all compared to last year.

Oh yeah, all that back pain gone. All your tight muscles easing up...