Champagne
@champagne.blue
I am Champagne.
My first language is Sarcasm.
My first language is Sarcasm.
Umm... what the fuck is this.
There used to be a web page where you could order free covid tests from the government. It now redirects to this conspiracy page... hosted at whitehouse.gov and I am going insane.
There used to be a web page where you could order free covid tests from the government. It now redirects to this conspiracy page... hosted at whitehouse.gov and I am going insane.
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Umm... what the fuck is this.
There used to be a web page where you could order free covid tests from the government. It now redirects to this conspiracy page... hosted at whitehouse.gov and I am going insane.
There used to be a web page where you could order free covid tests from the government. It now redirects to this conspiracy page... hosted at whitehouse.gov and I am going insane.
Gus thinks Poppy knows what's up.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Gus thinks Poppy knows what's up.
My morning was pretty good…
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My morning was pretty good…
It’s a Ruff Life, y’all.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s a Ruff Life, y’all.
I’m just grateful not to be boarding this green plane sitting at BOS.
October 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m just grateful not to be boarding this green plane sitting at BOS.
Gus & Otis checking in to say Hello to Murphy.
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Gus & Otis checking in to say Hello to Murphy.
Glad to see the good ol' USA doesn't have a monopoly on police being awful. Some of the footage of the arrests in London over the weekend is horrifying.
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Glad to see the good ol' USA doesn't have a monopoly on police being awful. Some of the footage of the arrests in London over the weekend is horrifying.
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
Sunset in Ottawa.
August 29, 2025
August 29, 2025
September 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sunset in Ottawa.
August 29, 2025
August 29, 2025
Espresso Machine needs some TLC. So the Moka has been pulled into action.
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Espresso Machine needs some TLC. So the Moka has been pulled into action.
Beanbury is a great coffee shop in Roxbury, NJ.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
August 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Beanbury is a great coffee shop in Roxbury, NJ.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
A manhattan in Manhattan.
July 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A manhattan in Manhattan.
Ok JAX TSA.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
July 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ok JAX TSA.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
Ooof. Poor time for Hologram to be touting this on their homepage 🤣
July 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ooof. Poor time for Hologram to be touting this on their homepage 🤣
Unfortunate time for me to be doing some maintenance and testing on devices that I rely on Hologram SIM cards to be online...
July 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Unfortunate time for me to be doing some maintenance and testing on devices that I rely on Hologram SIM cards to be online...
Hey, JetBlue. There might be such a thing as oversharing.
July 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey, JetBlue. There might be such a thing as oversharing.
One of these dogs is trying very hard to cool off.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
July 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One of these dogs is trying very hard to cool off.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
Oh just in the single boiler without a PID way. Critics are usually those that just want to turn the machine on, push a button, & get espresso without thinking. I enjoy the temp surfing process. If you don’t, modding with something like the Gaggiamate gets more temp stability.
July 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh just in the single boiler without a PID way. Critics are usually those that just want to turn the machine on, push a button, & get espresso without thinking. I enjoy the temp surfing process. If you don’t, modding with something like the Gaggiamate gets more temp stability.
“Sitting here wishing on a cement floor”
July 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Sitting here wishing on a cement floor”
Sunset in Salem, MA tonight - taken just after the start of the Miles Over the Moon 4 Miler.
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sunset in Salem, MA tonight - taken just after the start of the Miles Over the Moon 4 Miler.
Timeline Cleanse; Dogs curled up & sleeping with each other.
July 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Timeline Cleanse; Dogs curled up & sleeping with each other.
uhhhh.... this was unexpected.
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
uhhhh.... this was unexpected.
Almost done with this bag of Rathskellar coffee beans from Pavement (tends to be my go-to house blend). But, time to switch it up.
What should I get next?
What should I get next?
July 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Almost done with this bag of Rathskellar coffee beans from Pavement (tends to be my go-to house blend). But, time to switch it up.
What should I get next?
What should I get next?
This is apparently the gateway to somone's psychotic break.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is apparently the gateway to somone's psychotic break.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.