is this clout

warging my chatch

sometimes you just feel the energy of a post moving through your fingers independent of your brain and then i make posts like these where its obvious my brain is just completely fucking out of the loop on this shit

my real name is john randolph pissjug and i invented pissing in old milk jugs

discord broke time to make Extremely High Quality Skeets™️

i just took the original piss

keep shittin dont be quittin

i once dreamed of a specially designed wooden chair for farting. only farting. never shitting, not even a little. definitely not pissing. just a farting chair.

gonna teach my kid that prior to 1934 everybody just farted constantly with chunks because nobody had invented taking a shit

gonna tell my kid taking a shit was invented by william shit in 1934 who held the trademark privately for three years prior to releasing in to the public domain

if jesus was both fully divine and fully human then its not blasphemous to say He probably laid some dang nasty chimpanzee clampers

its 6/9, friday, trump is indicted on serious big boy federal crimes, pat robertson is gone, bojo is out of parliament, nascar is at le mans, and the air is toxic. cant have it all.

im makin them low effort skeets