It finally happened. It is 8:00pm and I just found out my son is supposed to wear a costume and bring a home made food item to school tomorrow.
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It finally happened. It is 8:00pm and I just found out my son is supposed to wear a costume and bring a home made food item to school tomorrow.
Latest words of wisdom from the 8yo:
“Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the solution.”
“Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the solution.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Latest words of wisdom from the 8yo:
“Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the solution.”
“Violence isn’t the answer. It’s the solution.”
If you’re sick of hearing your kid yell six seven, follow it up by singing five three oh niiiine. It won’t make them stop but it will make them as annoyed with you as you are with them.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you’re sick of hearing your kid yell six seven, follow it up by singing five three oh niiiine. It won’t make them stop but it will make them as annoyed with you as you are with them.
Maybe red onions were named by a colorblind person and no one wanted to tell them.
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Maybe red onions were named by a colorblind person and no one wanted to tell them.
Just saw an ad for the most perfect jeans, clicked the link and found out you can’t buy them. You can only subscribe to them. The future is here and it’s stupid.
September 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just saw an ad for the most perfect jeans, clicked the link and found out you can’t buy them. You can only subscribe to them. The future is here and it’s stupid.
There was an episode of What I Like About You (2005ish) where Nick Zano says “Coldplay is so over” and it just keeps replaying over and over in my head this week and I can’t find it on the internet and I’m starting to think I imagined it.
July 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There was an episode of What I Like About You (2005ish) where Nick Zano says “Coldplay is so over” and it just keeps replaying over and over in my head this week and I can’t find it on the internet and I’m starting to think I imagined it.
I’ve noticed a new trend of handbag ads that include books. I’ve spotted such classics as “Every Day Every Moment”, “The She Book” (very she), “Butter”, and “Differently Monment Own”
(Would 100% read a book about butter)
(Would 100% read a book about butter)
April 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve noticed a new trend of handbag ads that include books. I’ve spotted such classics as “Every Day Every Moment”, “The She Book” (very she), “Butter”, and “Differently Monment Own”
(Would 100% read a book about butter)
(Would 100% read a book about butter)
I have to give a presentation at work today and I’m tempted to slip one of these slides in.
April 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have to give a presentation at work today and I’m tempted to slip one of these slides in.
30 years ago today the pilot of NewsRadio aired. To celebrate 3 decades of our favorite show, a small but mighty group of dorks has put together a tribute page featuring lots of NewsRadio love. www.tribute/wnyxnewsradi...
www.tribute
March 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
30 years ago today the pilot of NewsRadio aired. To celebrate 3 decades of our favorite show, a small but mighty group of dorks has put together a tribute page featuring lots of NewsRadio love. www.tribute/wnyxnewsradi...
January lasted 84 years and February went by in half an hour.
February 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
January lasted 84 years and February went by in half an hour.
The big day is coming up. You stoked? Don’t get the shaft!
Time’s running out! Show your love for sitcom classic #NewsRadio - email me your tributes by March 1 at [email protected]
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The big day is coming up. You stoked? Don’t get the shaft!
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If you like the #SNL50 Celebration, check out my book #WereNotWorthy - sketchcomedybook.com. There's a chapter in there with stories you have never read before. The best part is @ghostpanther.bsky.social working as the "campaign manager" for Morris the Cat from 9 Lives.
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The ’90s were the most fertile time for sketch comedy on North American TV. Shows like In Living Color changed the way TV looked forever, and Mr. Show with Bob and David took the sketch form and nearl...
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February 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you like the #SNL50 Celebration, check out my book #WereNotWorthy - sketchcomedybook.com. There's a chapter in there with stories you have never read before. The best part is @ghostpanther.bsky.social working as the "campaign manager" for Morris the Cat from 9 Lives.
The 7yo’s new trick when I ask him to help out around the house is to flash an Uno reverse at me and tell me to “respect the card.”
February 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The 7yo’s new trick when I ask him to help out around the house is to flash an Uno reverse at me and tell me to “respect the card.”
My kid couldn’t think of the word cantaloupe so she called it a knock-off watermelon.
January 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My kid couldn’t think of the word cantaloupe so she called it a knock-off watermelon.
The 10yo has stopped asking me for bedtime stories and started asking me for improv prompts.
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The 10yo has stopped asking me for bedtime stories and started asking me for improv prompts.
I bought one of those red light things and my son asked me what it is.
I told him it’s supposed to make me look younger and prettier.
He told me I didn’t need it 🥺
Then he followed it up with how moms aren’t supposed to be young or pretty 😤
I told him it’s supposed to make me look younger and prettier.
He told me I didn’t need it 🥺
Then he followed it up with how moms aren’t supposed to be young or pretty 😤
January 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I bought one of those red light things and my son asked me what it is.
I told him it’s supposed to make me look younger and prettier.
He told me I didn’t need it 🥺
Then he followed it up with how moms aren’t supposed to be young or pretty 😤
I told him it’s supposed to make me look younger and prettier.
He told me I didn’t need it 🥺
Then he followed it up with how moms aren’t supposed to be young or pretty 😤
We watched the coverage of the count down in Times Square and I casually said “I wonder who they put inside the ball this year.” Now my kids have a lot of follow up questions that I am refusing to answer.
January 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
We watched the coverage of the count down in Times Square and I casually said “I wonder who they put inside the ball this year.” Now my kids have a lot of follow up questions that I am refusing to answer.
I haven’t shared my targeted ads in a while. Would you, by chance, be interested in a menstruation crustacean?
December 24, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I haven’t shared my targeted ads in a while. Would you, by chance, be interested in a menstruation crustacean?
I score big time in the office white elephant exchange!
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I score big time in the office white elephant exchange!
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