FireMarshall
@chanchan.bsky.social
Chicken Tender Enthusiast and Film Commentator
Saw #FNAF2 with tempered expectations. I think many critics dont see this for what it is. Just like the Slenderman movie, its an intro course to horror for kids. Its not too deep or dark but does have some jump scares (meant for 3D clearly), and some gore-less death scenes.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Saw #FNAF2 with tempered expectations. I think many critics dont see this for what it is. Just like the Slenderman movie, its an intro course to horror for kids. Its not too deep or dark but does have some jump scares (meant for 3D clearly), and some gore-less death scenes.
The plan this week is to at least watch Netflix Frankenstein.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The plan this week is to at least watch Netflix Frankenstein.
Picked up a Christmas tree for my apartment. Last year I got a little 3 foot tree that basically didnt do anything and dried out even before the holiday.
This year I bought a 5.5ft tree, and was able to string lights and stuff. This morning my apartment smelled divine. This is the way from now on.
This year I bought a 5.5ft tree, and was able to string lights and stuff. This morning my apartment smelled divine. This is the way from now on.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Picked up a Christmas tree for my apartment. Last year I got a little 3 foot tree that basically didnt do anything and dried out even before the holiday.
This year I bought a 5.5ft tree, and was able to string lights and stuff. This morning my apartment smelled divine. This is the way from now on.
This year I bought a 5.5ft tree, and was able to string lights and stuff. This morning my apartment smelled divine. This is the way from now on.
Kehlani vs Kpop Demon Hunter
Free Folded
Free Folded
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Kehlani vs Kpop Demon Hunter
Free Folded
Free Folded
I knew #Wicked 2 was going to be some kind of lore bomb but WOW WOW WOW What a lore bomb!! Absolutely shook at how the entire original Wizard of Oz is going to be seen differently. And WHAT! I was quite shocked at the ending! I can't score it right now due to shock. So glad I avoided spoilers!
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I knew #Wicked 2 was going to be some kind of lore bomb but WOW WOW WOW What a lore bomb!! Absolutely shook at how the entire original Wizard of Oz is going to be seen differently. And WHAT! I was quite shocked at the ending! I can't score it right now due to shock. So glad I avoided spoilers!
Damn. As of 2022 its federally illegal to own a cheetah.
One of my childhood dreams that seemed ridiculous was to own a cheetah.
They aren't like the real big cats: they dont roar, they dont attack humans, and they cant retract thier claws.
One of my childhood dreams that seemed ridiculous was to own a cheetah.
They aren't like the real big cats: they dont roar, they dont attack humans, and they cant retract thier claws.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Damn. As of 2022 its federally illegal to own a cheetah.
One of my childhood dreams that seemed ridiculous was to own a cheetah.
They aren't like the real big cats: they dont roar, they dont attack humans, and they cant retract thier claws.
One of my childhood dreams that seemed ridiculous was to own a cheetah.
They aren't like the real big cats: they dont roar, they dont attack humans, and they cant retract thier claws.
Spending all this week doing 10hour graveyard shifts leaves me almost no time to do anything fun. Boo. The movies haven't stopped releasing.
I was able to catch Kevin Harts Netflix special though. I like him more now that hes screaming less and storytelling better. I loved his wheelchair story!
I was able to catch Kevin Harts Netflix special though. I like him more now that hes screaming less and storytelling better. I loved his wheelchair story!
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Spending all this week doing 10hour graveyard shifts leaves me almost no time to do anything fun. Boo. The movies haven't stopped releasing.
I was able to catch Kevin Harts Netflix special though. I like him more now that hes screaming less and storytelling better. I loved his wheelchair story!
I was able to catch Kevin Harts Netflix special though. I like him more now that hes screaming less and storytelling better. I loved his wheelchair story!
Also watched #Sisu last night. Too over the top and silly, Tarantino level violence in this one. Nothing like the hardcore, mostly realistic action of the first one. Understand, there's a very fine line between the two, but this one lost the subtlety. I hope thats the end of the franchise honestly.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also watched #Sisu last night. Too over the top and silly, Tarantino level violence in this one. Nothing like the hardcore, mostly realistic action of the first one. Understand, there's a very fine line between the two, but this one lost the subtlety. I hope thats the end of the franchise honestly.
While #Zootopia 1 was primarily about police corruption and racism, the sequel touches on gentrification and to a lesser extent corporate land buying destroying local communities. Its all in a fuzzy colorful filter of course. Still a great message under the Nick/Judy partners in crisis plot.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
While #Zootopia 1 was primarily about police corruption and racism, the sequel touches on gentrification and to a lesser extent corporate land buying destroying local communities. Its all in a fuzzy colorful filter of course. Still a great message under the Nick/Judy partners in crisis plot.
This mac and cheese im aboit to make is gonna be fire or a giant gooey mess.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This mac and cheese im aboit to make is gonna be fire or a giant gooey mess.
Finally watched #Ratatoulle and #TraintoBusan on my flight today. Pixar did a great job making a solid movie, its not top 5 but solid.
Busan was also a good example of the "running infected" but the selfish businessman trope is heavy in these Korean presentations im noticing.
Busan was also a good example of the "running infected" but the selfish businessman trope is heavy in these Korean presentations im noticing.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Finally watched #Ratatoulle and #TraintoBusan on my flight today. Pixar did a great job making a solid movie, its not top 5 but solid.
Busan was also a good example of the "running infected" but the selfish businessman trope is heavy in these Korean presentations im noticing.
Busan was also a good example of the "running infected" but the selfish businessman trope is heavy in these Korean presentations im noticing.
This Kamakura Ramen and some kara-age chicken beat the brakes off my hangover. Goddammit I needed this!
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This Kamakura Ramen and some kara-age chicken beat the brakes off my hangover. Goddammit I needed this!
I was gonna post something else but I fucking broke the karaoke bar singing Madness by Muse at one of Honolulus most known karaoke bars. Im drunk as fuck and now my ego is +1000
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I was gonna post something else but I fucking broke the karaoke bar singing Madness by Muse at one of Honolulus most known karaoke bars. Im drunk as fuck and now my ego is +1000
Waikiki, Diamond Head monument
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Waikiki, Diamond Head monument
Oh my god my room is smack in the middle of Waikiki. Theres so much food and gift shops. I need to be very caref--oops I just got spam musubi at a food hall.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oh my god my room is smack in the middle of Waikiki. Theres so much food and gift shops. I need to be very caref--oops I just got spam musubi at a food hall.
Hawaii bound! Even though I have no money now, This is a timeshare and not refundable...
But hiking, going to the beach, and enjoying the sights are free. Hopefully the museums are free as well because Im fairly interested in the Kingdom's history.
But hiking, going to the beach, and enjoying the sights are free. Hopefully the museums are free as well because Im fairly interested in the Kingdom's history.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Hawaii bound! Even though I have no money now, This is a timeshare and not refundable...
But hiking, going to the beach, and enjoying the sights are free. Hopefully the museums are free as well because Im fairly interested in the Kingdom's history.
But hiking, going to the beach, and enjoying the sights are free. Hopefully the museums are free as well because Im fairly interested in the Kingdom's history.
Watching a few movies this week: Eugenia, Predator Badlands, and Eternity.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Watching a few movies this week: Eugenia, Predator Badlands, and Eternity.
The #Cinemark secret movie today was #Eternity, a charming rom-com (remember those?) That mixes the out of reality organization concept of #Loki season 1, the TVA, with the "imagine a perfect world with the one you love" of Inception. I thought it was very nice, and introspective.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I thought for sure The Simpsons had.mpre.episodes than One Piece. I guess I was.wrong by a lot. Simpsons 800 will be in Feburary 2026. OP is already well past 1000.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I thought for sure The Simpsons had.mpre.episodes than One Piece. I guess I was.wrong by a lot. Simpsons 800 will be in Feburary 2026. OP is already well past 1000.
I MISSED GODZILLA DAY! Ridiculous because Goji is my favorite franchise!
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I MISSED GODZILLA DAY! Ridiculous because Goji is my favorite franchise!
Finally saw #BlackPhone2 and there's no way the Grabber mask is not anymore iconic than Billy the Puppet, Jason's mask, Freddy's claw, or the Chucky doll.
If this is a duology (is that a word?) Its fantastic. Possibly the best. Was a bit light on horror but it was a longish movie too. 8.5/10
If this is a duology (is that a word?) Its fantastic. Possibly the best. Was a bit light on horror but it was a longish movie too. 8.5/10
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Finally saw #BlackPhone2 and there's no way the Grabber mask is not anymore iconic than Billy the Puppet, Jason's mask, Freddy's claw, or the Chucky doll.
If this is a duology (is that a word?) Its fantastic. Possibly the best. Was a bit light on horror but it was a longish movie too. 8.5/10
If this is a duology (is that a word?) Its fantastic. Possibly the best. Was a bit light on horror but it was a longish movie too. 8.5/10
While I am not in imminent pain because of this #shutdown financially, its taking a mental toll as I continue to pull money oit of my savings account. Especially next week will be horrible for 77,000,000 people as SNAP disappears AND Health insurance premiums from the marketplace double/triple.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
While I am not in imminent pain because of this #shutdown financially, its taking a mental toll as I continue to pull money oit of my savings account. Especially next week will be horrible for 77,000,000 people as SNAP disappears AND Health insurance premiums from the marketplace double/triple.