Vyn you gootttt thiiiiiiss

Vyn… 👀

Honestly, this is what Snapchat used to be. 🫤 I really liked Snapchat.

I’m genuinely surprised Apple hasn’t come out with something called Friends Feed or Contact Lens or whatever where you can open a tab in the Phone app and see what your contacts are posting in there. I dunno, maybe Meta would come for them for that or something.

But I still want Discord though. Let me keep my digital penpals and my voice chats. But I dunno about all this followers mess. That shit unfulfilling. 🫤

I want a social media app where you have to physically scan a QR code from someone else’s phone to add them. Like you have to actually meet them in real life to connect in the app. And there’s no algorithm. All there is to look at are the things your friends are posting. THAT’S IT, THAT’S ALL.

See this is why I like Discord

I dunno man this reality weird

Like I’m sorry but I’m from the social media times when you added your friends on friends place because they were your friends.

What is this follower shit.

What do you mean people can be followed without following people back.

Audience???

Thoughts and feelings are different from actions, mind you. Don’t take what I said as an excuse to be fucking creepy and then blame social media. …Okay? 👀

See, this is exactly what I’m talking about! ✨

Because I know what the Internet is like, I should explicitly state: please understand that I’m not looking for people to convince me to let my life stay boring because they have no imagination and want everyone else to be as grey as they are.

I may be whimsical and cute, but I am also an adult. ✌🏽