Samurai
@changemypitchup.bsky.social
🏴☠️🏳️🌈 ❄️🦋
Resist
30/m/Detroit
Ace
I put on my robe and wizard hat 🪄
DM to learn how to make sick wubs 🎶
Resist
30/m/Detroit
Ace
I put on my robe and wizard hat 🪄
DM to learn how to make sick wubs 🎶
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I can pass the Warp with no Gellar field.
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I can pass the Warp with no Gellar field.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Smoke weed every day
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Smoke weed every day
I'm upset because the 60 minutes pull suggests that the camps are worse than I think.
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm upset because the 60 minutes pull suggests that the camps are worse than I think.
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On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to 0.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to 0.
I can pass the Warp with no Gellar field.
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I can pass the Warp with no Gellar field.
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Hoping the 18-year-old kid who identifies as a "very right wing" Hispanic Baptist Republican woman was having some kind of epiphany when she abruptly bailed.
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hoping the 18-year-old kid who identifies as a "very right wing" Hispanic Baptist Republican woman was having some kind of epiphany when she abruptly bailed.
When FDR taxed the rich there were multiple coupe attempts. Trump puts the biggest tax on Americans ever in the form of tariffs and nothing. Ya'll are feckless.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When FDR taxed the rich there were multiple coupe attempts. Trump puts the biggest tax on Americans ever in the form of tariffs and nothing. Ya'll are feckless.
A lot of the things my family says to me would make think I was in psychosis, if they didn't text it to me. I don't have to consider my sanity, their craziness is right here in a text message. If only what they said left evidence, too.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A lot of the things my family says to me would make think I was in psychosis, if they didn't text it to me. I don't have to consider my sanity, their craziness is right here in a text message. If only what they said left evidence, too.
How severe a crashout am I allowed.
a.Nuclear
b.Biological
c.Chemical
d.Conventional
e.Reconsider
a.Nuclear
b.Biological
c.Chemical
d.Conventional
e.Reconsider
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How severe a crashout am I allowed.
a.Nuclear
b.Biological
c.Chemical
d.Conventional
e.Reconsider
a.Nuclear
b.Biological
c.Chemical
d.Conventional
e.Reconsider
It's 2026, in the low-rad encampment in a sick gorpcore fit.
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's 2026, in the low-rad encampment in a sick gorpcore fit.
I'm in the red part of the political compass, but I fucking hate the CCP and similar.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm in the red part of the political compass, but I fucking hate the CCP and similar.
I put so much effort into just surviving that I forget I don't actually want to be alone for rest of my life.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I put so much effort into just surviving that I forget I don't actually want to be alone for rest of my life.
Do I deserve this?
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do I deserve this?
"Human consumers have been nuisances long enough."
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Human consumers have been nuisances long enough."
Woww Jake Sully's wife is soooooo racist.
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Woww Jake Sully's wife is soooooo racist.
When I was in high school, I had few friends so I made a very simple script which bypassed the content filters on the school wifi, I then gave it to the entire school. I suddenly had a lot of friends.
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When I was in high school, I had few friends so I made a very simple script which bypassed the content filters on the school wifi, I then gave it to the entire school. I suddenly had a lot of friends.
I wish I was a pool of mercury.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I wish I was a pool of mercury.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to 0.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to 0.
Oh my fucking god, imagine being a woman in Afghanistan and the only you can speak to that talks to you like a person is ChatGPT. Apparently this is a real situation. I'm now 80%+ sure that this is hell.
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh my fucking god, imagine being a woman in Afghanistan and the only you can speak to that talks to you like a person is ChatGPT. Apparently this is a real situation. I'm now 80%+ sure that this is hell.