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Christophe
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"Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid." — Valery Legasov (Jerod Harris), "Chernobyl."
I mean, I'm not a Christian, but the one thing I know about Jesus is his consistent policy of, "Fuck the poor, they're getting what's coming to them."
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hey, Dinesh? I think we found where Tyler was radicalized.
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hi, @rackspacetech.bsky.social. I have a comment on how you are living up to your "fanatical support promise." I will be happy to tell you in 6.4 hours when I reach the front of the queue.
September 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am so glad we are in a mad rush to replace everything with this pathetic garbage.
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
June 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Life comes at you fast.
June 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
April 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Quisling's Basilisk.
April 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
These countries can't come up with a common position on North Korea. That's how extreme the US has gotten.
April 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Computers were a terrible idea.
February 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"The physics package is the nuclear explosive module inside the bomb casing, missile warhead, or artillery shell, etc., which delivers the weapon to its target."
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
When I read this, I realized that the US Government was making a sovereign citizen argument. The 14a just says that you be "subject to the jurisdiction" of the United States. With some *very* narrow exceptions, everyone physically in the US is subject to its jurisdiction. 🧵
February 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Vote on the terrible Senate Bill 5. Profiles in courage.
January 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I mean, who would want to give up this beautiful historic space for something as *gentrifying* as a food bank?
December 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a health insurance company stomping on the human face, forever."
December 12, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Oh, please do fuck all the way off.
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
December 1, 2024 at 11:05 PM
My UK mobile phone provider does not have a mobile phone number for me.

Before I can add a mobile phone number on my account, so they can send me now-mandatory verification codes, I need to add an add a mobile phone number so that they can verify the change.

This modern world sucks.
November 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
September 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
This is a baby cassowary. This may be the cutest thing ever, and one should admire it from a *very* safe distance, given that either parent can and will disembowel you on general principles.
September 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
August 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
August 23, 2024 at 10:40 PM
YoU Can'T MakE jOkes AnyMORe cauSE WOKE!
August 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Yeah, what a disaster it's been.
August 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM