Chaos Aunty
@chaosaunty.bsky.social
Crochet plushies & wearables in Darwin 🇦🇺
🧶 Designer of whimsical & semi-realistic crochet patterns. Crochet gadgets & hacks.
🧶 Designer of whimsical & semi-realistic crochet patterns. Crochet gadgets & hacks.
I’ve been stuck on market prepping mode and I’m so ready to be out of it
There’s a couple of really cool patterns waiting for meeeeee
There’s a couple of really cool patterns waiting for meeeeee
August 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’ve been stuck on market prepping mode and I’m so ready to be out of it
There’s a couple of really cool patterns waiting for meeeeee
There’s a couple of really cool patterns waiting for meeeeee
Wait how am I only discovering Anson Mount
Also why is he not a Cavill brother
Also why is he not a Cavill brother
August 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Wait how am I only discovering Anson Mount
Also why is he not a Cavill brother
Also why is he not a Cavill brother
Not too shabby for a stash bust! These bags will probably go to the new store I’m stocking this month 👀👀👀
July 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Not too shabby for a stash bust! These bags will probably go to the new store I’m stocking this month 👀👀👀
I’ve got really really terrible brain fog and I’ve had to be in on super social mode for 2 weeks and my brain is just an unreliable mush
And just finding / realising / reliving all the wrong facts and social awks now 🙃🙃🙃
And just finding / realising / reliving all the wrong facts and social awks now 🙃🙃🙃
July 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’ve got really really terrible brain fog and I’ve had to be in on super social mode for 2 weeks and my brain is just an unreliable mush
And just finding / realising / reliving all the wrong facts and social awks now 🙃🙃🙃
And just finding / realising / reliving all the wrong facts and social awks now 🙃🙃🙃
Oh where have I been?
Answer: binge watching all 4 seasons of Legacies
Answer: binge watching all 4 seasons of Legacies
June 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oh where have I been?
Answer: binge watching all 4 seasons of Legacies
Answer: binge watching all 4 seasons of Legacies
Big realisation this week
I’m never going to make every pattern that I buy
So
I’ve been trying to read a lot of them to understand the design and mechanisms behind it
And I’ve realised there’s a bunch I wouldn’t like making anyway
I’m never going to make every pattern that I buy
So
I’ve been trying to read a lot of them to understand the design and mechanisms behind it
And I’ve realised there’s a bunch I wouldn’t like making anyway
May 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Big realisation this week
I’m never going to make every pattern that I buy
So
I’ve been trying to read a lot of them to understand the design and mechanisms behind it
And I’ve realised there’s a bunch I wouldn’t like making anyway
I’m never going to make every pattern that I buy
So
I’ve been trying to read a lot of them to understand the design and mechanisms behind it
And I’ve realised there’s a bunch I wouldn’t like making anyway
Went through the pile o’ WIPs and I’ve got 5 things I need to finish tonight for photos in the morning
And I want to start a new project
And I want to start a new project
May 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Went through the pile o’ WIPs and I’ve got 5 things I need to finish tonight for photos in the morning
And I want to start a new project
And I want to start a new project
Idk WHAT is happening but this is the 4th bucket hat and I’ve only only *just* made it to fit a normal adult head??
I had to size up so much and add more rounds
Is my tension ridiculous or is everyone else just really loosey goosey??
I had to size up so much and add more rounds
Is my tension ridiculous or is everyone else just really loosey goosey??
May 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Idk WHAT is happening but this is the 4th bucket hat and I’ve only only *just* made it to fit a normal adult head??
I had to size up so much and add more rounds
Is my tension ridiculous or is everyone else just really loosey goosey??
I had to size up so much and add more rounds
Is my tension ridiculous or is everyone else just really loosey goosey??
On the crochet front I’ve been busyyy
I launched a skunk pattern as part of a CAL and I’ve been working behind the scenes to upgrade it for sale
But also procrastinating by taking on 3 large pattern tests hahaha
I launched a skunk pattern as part of a CAL and I’ve been working behind the scenes to upgrade it for sale
But also procrastinating by taking on 3 large pattern tests hahaha
May 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
On the crochet front I’ve been busyyy
I launched a skunk pattern as part of a CAL and I’ve been working behind the scenes to upgrade it for sale
But also procrastinating by taking on 3 large pattern tests hahaha
I launched a skunk pattern as part of a CAL and I’ve been working behind the scenes to upgrade it for sale
But also procrastinating by taking on 3 large pattern tests hahaha
Keep getting served reels about touching plants for mental health
I’ve been trying to do small patches weeding before breakfast
it’s great to destroy plants early in the morn’
I’ve been trying to do small patches weeding before breakfast
it’s great to destroy plants early in the morn’
May 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Keep getting served reels about touching plants for mental health
I’ve been trying to do small patches weeding before breakfast
it’s great to destroy plants early in the morn’
I’ve been trying to do small patches weeding before breakfast
it’s great to destroy plants early in the morn’
I started Apothecary Diaries today
i.e. I’m on episode 7 now
i.e. I’m on episode 7 now
April 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I started Apothecary Diaries today
i.e. I’m on episode 7 now
i.e. I’m on episode 7 now
Me: oh I have a sore belly
Also me:
(Teokbokki with extra cheese)
Also me:
(Teokbokki with extra cheese)
March 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me: oh I have a sore belly
Also me:
(Teokbokki with extra cheese)
Also me:
(Teokbokki with extra cheese)
Also finally upgrade the phone so it’s been a hectic 12 hours trying to reset everything up again
March 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Also finally upgrade the phone so it’s been a hectic 12 hours trying to reset everything up again
Whoops, turns out looking after a 3yo and a newborn is all consuming so I’ve been MIA
Back into normalcy now
Back into normalcy now
March 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Whoops, turns out looking after a 3yo and a newborn is all consuming so I’ve been MIA
Back into normalcy now
Back into normalcy now
I’m gonna get a foot massage today and I’m SO EXCITED
March 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m gonna get a foot massage today and I’m SO EXCITED
I keep forgetting about the funny thing that happened last week and when I do remember I’m too busy with the niece
Loving it tho
Loving it tho
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I keep forgetting about the funny thing that happened last week and when I do remember I’m too busy with the niece
Loving it tho
Loving it tho
My morning includes the new baby doing multiple wet farts in my hand
Feelin’ blessed
Feelin’ blessed
March 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My morning includes the new baby doing multiple wet farts in my hand
Feelin’ blessed
Feelin’ blessed
Solo auntying tonight with a overtired Anya Forger
She’s only just fallen asleep at 2am
I’ve managed to get a shower and indulging in brain rot time before chaos ensues in the morning
She’s only just fallen asleep at 2am
I’ve managed to get a shower and indulging in brain rot time before chaos ensues in the morning
February 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Solo auntying tonight with a overtired Anya Forger
She’s only just fallen asleep at 2am
I’ve managed to get a shower and indulging in brain rot time before chaos ensues in the morning
She’s only just fallen asleep at 2am
I’ve managed to get a shower and indulging in brain rot time before chaos ensues in the morning
Finally getting a break from the nanny duties to have some brain rot time
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Finally getting a break from the nanny duties to have some brain rot time
Pattern test for @littlesealdesigns.bsky.social
Aldrick the Badger warrior, as usual details in a separate tweet post to come!
#crochet #amigurumi #badger #redwall
Aldrick the Badger warrior, as usual details in a separate tweet post to come!
#crochet #amigurumi #badger #redwall
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Pattern test for @littlesealdesigns.bsky.social
Aldrick the Badger warrior, as usual details in a separate tweet post to come!
#crochet #amigurumi #badger #redwall
Aldrick the Badger warrior, as usual details in a separate tweet post to come!
#crochet #amigurumi #badger #redwall
My niece is about to get a sibling so she’s knows about babies and stuff
Today she pointed at my hanging gut and asked if I had a baby hiding in there 🫠🙃
Today she pointed at my hanging gut and asked if I had a baby hiding in there 🫠🙃
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My niece is about to get a sibling so she’s knows about babies and stuff
Today she pointed at my hanging gut and asked if I had a baby hiding in there 🫠🙃
Today she pointed at my hanging gut and asked if I had a baby hiding in there 🫠🙃
There’s so many chatty old folks and injured folks in wheelchairs on this flight
What… is happening
What… is happening
February 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
There’s so many chatty old folks and injured folks in wheelchairs on this flight
What… is happening
What… is happening
Getting on a plane today
Tried to pack yesterday but the bags broke
So guess who is on a mad dash to get new bags rn
Tried to pack yesterday but the bags broke
So guess who is on a mad dash to get new bags rn
February 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Getting on a plane today
Tried to pack yesterday but the bags broke
So guess who is on a mad dash to get new bags rn
Tried to pack yesterday but the bags broke
So guess who is on a mad dash to get new bags rn
How I manage compliments:
“Oh you look so slim now!”
Me: gets KFC for dinner
“Oh you look so slim now!”
Me: gets KFC for dinner
February 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
How I manage compliments:
“Oh you look so slim now!”
Me: gets KFC for dinner
“Oh you look so slim now!”
Me: gets KFC for dinner
Valentines smchalentines
February 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Valentines smchalentines