Chaos Goblin
@chaosgoblinn.bsky.social
Lads if your girlfriend knows the off side rule it's because exactly 2 years ago her ex sat her down and used a plate of chips as a prop to explain it to her properly, and she actually listened because there was food involved.
So ye you're welcome for that 😘
So ye you're welcome for that 😘
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Lads if your girlfriend knows the off side rule it's because exactly 2 years ago her ex sat her down and used a plate of chips as a prop to explain it to her properly, and she actually listened because there was food involved.
So ye you're welcome for that 😘
So ye you're welcome for that 😘
I need someone northern Irish to bring to a family event. Age and gender don't matter. Literally just be northern Irish and you're in.
Preferably derry but I'll settle for belfast
Any takers?
It's been suggested I just fly to derry and get on tinder to source this but I think that's too far?
Preferably derry but I'll settle for belfast
Any takers?
It's been suggested I just fly to derry and get on tinder to source this but I think that's too far?
December 1, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I need someone northern Irish to bring to a family event. Age and gender don't matter. Literally just be northern Irish and you're in.
Preferably derry but I'll settle for belfast
Any takers?
It's been suggested I just fly to derry and get on tinder to source this but I think that's too far?
Preferably derry but I'll settle for belfast
Any takers?
It's been suggested I just fly to derry and get on tinder to source this but I think that's too far?
If anyone is bored I'll give you my previous financial years worth of bank and credit card statements and you can sort out my tax bill for me.
The spreadsheet of income v expenses is on my broken laptop and I am stressed.
The spreadsheet of income v expenses is on my broken laptop and I am stressed.
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 AM
If anyone is bored I'll give you my previous financial years worth of bank and credit card statements and you can sort out my tax bill for me.
The spreadsheet of income v expenses is on my broken laptop and I am stressed.
The spreadsheet of income v expenses is on my broken laptop and I am stressed.
I need someone to tell me what I'm supposed to do with the wedding pictures, rings, things with both our initial, the plaster cast thing of us holding hands?!
I can just about handle living in a 3 bedroom house alone but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these things?!
I can just about handle living in a 3 bedroom house alone but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these things?!
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I need someone to tell me what I'm supposed to do with the wedding pictures, rings, things with both our initial, the plaster cast thing of us holding hands?!
I can just about handle living in a 3 bedroom house alone but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these things?!
I can just about handle living in a 3 bedroom house alone but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these things?!
Kinda wanna join in with the "Prestons a shithole I wanna go home" chants.
Kinda scared to do so while sitting in the home end
Kinda scared to do so while sitting in the home end
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Kinda wanna join in with the "Prestons a shithole I wanna go home" chants.
Kinda scared to do so while sitting in the home end
Kinda scared to do so while sitting in the home end
Just booked myself a nice week in the Maldives so if anyone wants to hang out I can't I have no money
November 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Just booked myself a nice week in the Maldives so if anyone wants to hang out I can't I have no money
It's always "wyd?" or "are you OK I'm really worried about you?" and never "who do you think would win in a fight a T-rex or a killer whale with legs?"
November 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
It's always "wyd?" or "are you OK I'm really worried about you?" and never "who do you think would win in a fight a T-rex or a killer whale with legs?"
More realistic fight than Paul v Tyson and at least this was a fight to the death
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
More realistic fight than Paul v Tyson and at least this was a fight to the death
It's a great day to be a San Marino fan
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
It's a great day to be a San Marino fan
"Get a piece of plastic coated in hormones shoved into your uterus" they said
"The side effects are minimal" they said.
Ye sure I don't feel suicidal with this one so it's an improvement but everything hurts so bad to the point I've had to call in sick to work. "Minimal side effects"
"The side effects are minimal" they said.
Ye sure I don't feel suicidal with this one so it's an improvement but everything hurts so bad to the point I've had to call in sick to work. "Minimal side effects"
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
"Get a piece of plastic coated in hormones shoved into your uterus" they said
"The side effects are minimal" they said.
Ye sure I don't feel suicidal with this one so it's an improvement but everything hurts so bad to the point I've had to call in sick to work. "Minimal side effects"
"The side effects are minimal" they said.
Ye sure I don't feel suicidal with this one so it's an improvement but everything hurts so bad to the point I've had to call in sick to work. "Minimal side effects"
"Coleen Rooney - TV personality"
Fuck off.
Shes either Wayne's wife or Jamie Vardys wife's enemy.
That's all she's famous for.
Shes not a celebrity in her own right
Fuck off.
Shes either Wayne's wife or Jamie Vardys wife's enemy.
That's all she's famous for.
Shes not a celebrity in her own right
November 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
"Coleen Rooney - TV personality"
Fuck off.
Shes either Wayne's wife or Jamie Vardys wife's enemy.
That's all she's famous for.
Shes not a celebrity in her own right
Fuck off.
Shes either Wayne's wife or Jamie Vardys wife's enemy.
That's all she's famous for.
Shes not a celebrity in her own right
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Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win
May be a controversial opinion but see if the main event is gonna be at 4am it should at least be good.
Wasn't worth staying up all night and I feel like death now
Wasn't worth staying up all night and I feel like death now
November 16, 2024 at 12:37 PM
May be a controversial opinion but see if the main event is gonna be at 4am it should at least be good.
Wasn't worth staying up all night and I feel like death now
Wasn't worth staying up all night and I feel like death now
So grateful to @bichemicalromance.bsky.social for such a good night.
Definitely been to worse games with worse seats and worse company.
Idk how I'm meant to watch football the normal way ever again
Definitely been to worse games with worse seats and worse company.
Idk how I'm meant to watch football the normal way ever again
November 16, 2024 at 11:17 AM
So grateful to @bichemicalromance.bsky.social for such a good night.
Definitely been to worse games with worse seats and worse company.
Idk how I'm meant to watch football the normal way ever again
Definitely been to worse games with worse seats and worse company.
Idk how I'm meant to watch football the normal way ever again
See if boxing is gonna be scripted now, can we at least start debating whether or not it's a real sport?
November 16, 2024 at 10:50 AM
See if boxing is gonna be scripted now, can we at least start debating whether or not it's a real sport?
2 weeks ago I was about a metre away from Ryan Giggs.
Tonight was talking to Brian McClair as if we were pals, casually walked past Steve Clarke and was so close to the entire Scotland team
What will life throw at me next?
Tonight was talking to Brian McClair as if we were pals, casually walked past Steve Clarke and was so close to the entire Scotland team
What will life throw at me next?
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
2 weeks ago I was about a metre away from Ryan Giggs.
Tonight was talking to Brian McClair as if we were pals, casually walked past Steve Clarke and was so close to the entire Scotland team
What will life throw at me next?
Tonight was talking to Brian McClair as if we were pals, casually walked past Steve Clarke and was so close to the entire Scotland team
What will life throw at me next?
Trying to get my shit together and make my house feel like a home and not like a place I actively avoid.
My question today is wtf am I meant to do with a ring that's worth at least 3 times what my car is?
It can't just live on top of the drawers forever?
I can't wear it?
Wtf I do?
My question today is wtf am I meant to do with a ring that's worth at least 3 times what my car is?
It can't just live on top of the drawers forever?
I can't wear it?
Wtf I do?
November 14, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Trying to get my shit together and make my house feel like a home and not like a place I actively avoid.
My question today is wtf am I meant to do with a ring that's worth at least 3 times what my car is?
It can't just live on top of the drawers forever?
I can't wear it?
Wtf I do?
My question today is wtf am I meant to do with a ring that's worth at least 3 times what my car is?
It can't just live on top of the drawers forever?
I can't wear it?
Wtf I do?
Managed a 2nd consecutive night in my own bed last night and I've only cried once today.
Winning at life
Winning at life
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Managed a 2nd consecutive night in my own bed last night and I've only cried once today.
Winning at life
Winning at life
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i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days
November 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM
i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days
Can everyone please describe the perfect mojo dojo casa house?
I'm new to living on my own. Putting the hockey table in the kitchen, top floor is a gym. But the living room and bedrooms I need inspiration for
I'm new to living on my own. Putting the hockey table in the kitchen, top floor is a gym. But the living room and bedrooms I need inspiration for
November 13, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Can everyone please describe the perfect mojo dojo casa house?
I'm new to living on my own. Putting the hockey table in the kitchen, top floor is a gym. But the living room and bedrooms I need inspiration for
I'm new to living on my own. Putting the hockey table in the kitchen, top floor is a gym. But the living room and bedrooms I need inspiration for
Reposted by Chaos Goblin
My best pal asked me how I'm coping as if I hadn't just tweeted that I'd managed to sleep in my own bed last night and only cried twice today but apparently he uses blue-sky now
Babes if you're reading this I've actually cried 6 or 7 times today BUT I'm about to attempt to sleep in my own bed again
Babes if you're reading this I've actually cried 6 or 7 times today BUT I'm about to attempt to sleep in my own bed again
November 13, 2024 at 9:03 PM
My best pal asked me how I'm coping as if I hadn't just tweeted that I'd managed to sleep in my own bed last night and only cried twice today but apparently he uses blue-sky now
Babes if you're reading this I've actually cried 6 or 7 times today BUT I'm about to attempt to sleep in my own bed again
Babes if you're reading this I've actually cried 6 or 7 times today BUT I'm about to attempt to sleep in my own bed again