If Joe Rogan gets any dumber, he’s going to form a singularity and kill us all.

We’re talking about a person who hesitated in affirming that humans as a species should exist going forward.

Something about broken clocks being right…no pun intended, but also intended.

I mean, the snake is eating its own tail at this point.

The worm is clearly not dead, slowly starving to death, but not dead.

I automatically read this as Stefon from SNL. Add Dan Cortese at the end and it's perfect.

Smashed my face on a dresser in high school that definitely transformed my face.

Why are people surprised when a clown puts on a clown show?

Wouldn’t it be the exact opposite? Because of AI, people’s ability to compose a simple email is declining. I don't see how this is going to help overall.

Shit, I’m a squatter paying a mortgage.