My co-lead running emergency response teams at burns said before I came out that I was more feminine than she was and roasted me about it for years despite my protests.

The first thing she said to me when I came out was congratulations, but the second thing she said was "I told you so" 🤣

Good morning, your Archdietyship!

I should start selling sponsorship patches on my weapons and plate carrier, a la NASCAR. *Shows up for next community defense gig covered in patches for Fallout New Vegas, pink Monster, and MtG, but at least her ammo is paid for*

Now I want to start doing move and shoot drills while gagged. I really need a kinky outdoor range.

Typical cishet mayonnaise dude, more concerned with being right on the internet than actually fighting fascism.

That's a block.

I'm not wasting more time on this exchange with a sealion. Bye Felicia.

Hope and copious amounts of ammunition.

You know, just trying to stay alive. 🥰

You sweet summer child.

Good morning, Almighty Unknowable Archdiety

I think it is. It wouldn't be the first time, or even the first time in this investigation, that the govt has leaked things later demonstrated to be untrue. There is nothing trustworthy about the Depr of Justice under Pam Bondi or the FBI under Kash Patel.

It's tonally way off from the content, and that still doesn't address the other points. Combining all these factors, I'm comfortable professionally assessing this as having a very low confidence rating. Enough so that I'd bet my house that this is fake.

Arm up, y'all. This was written either by AI or by some boomer with only the haziest idea of what a 22 year old would sound like. This is fabricated evidence to provide pretext for coming after us. (5/5)

*It's also too perfect as a refutation of any narrative but the preferred right wing narrative of 'this was a trans hate crime against the right.' a text exchange with his "biological male" lover where he states his motives being exactly what the propaganda machine said they were. (4/5)